robviti Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 (edited) just goes to show, no one does jim like jim. of course, the post should have been a hell of a lot longer. Edited May 5, 2008 by jazzshrink Quote
Noj Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 The chicken is a DILDIE who MOVED TO VERMONT. DEEP Quote
JSngry Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 just goes to show, no one does jim like jim. of course, the post should have been a hell of a lot longer. Well, it would have been, except that there's a road crew outside repaving our street, and now there's a damn chicken up underneath our carpet trying to peck it's way out. Seriously! Quote
jazzbo Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 The chicken is a DILDIE who MOVED TO VERMONT. DEEP Best one yet Jon! Quote
Noj Posted May 6, 2008 Report Posted May 6, 2008 Hi Chewy-chew-chew-bean-benitez here--- i have a Crown lp: Pete Johnson--Hadda Brooks...swings the CHICKEN (CLP 5058)----the lp doesnt say which side of the road the chicken crossed to, also i suspect the chicken CHANGED its direction specifically to cash in on "hens"- (crown did this frequently i have heard) --- anyways- titles are swingin' the hen teen age hen honky tonk hen variety hen hip shakin' hen hen celeste rock and roll hen stompin' with hens lazy hen chop chop hen hen dance blusin' the hen Quote
Big Al Posted May 6, 2008 Report Posted May 6, 2008 Hi Chewy-chew-chew-bean-benitez here--- i have a Crown lp: Pete Johnson--Hadda Brooks...swings the CHICKEN (CLP 5058)----the lp doesnt say which side of the road the chicken crossed to, also i suspect the chicken CHANGED its direction specifically to cash in on "hens"- (crown did this frequently i have heard) --- anyways- titles are swingin' the hen teen age hen honky tonk hen variety hen hip shakin' hen hen celeste rock and roll hen stompin' with hens lazy hen chop chop hen hen dance blusin' the hen Probably a bootleg. Or wing. Quote
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted May 6, 2008 Report Posted May 6, 2008 George W Bush - Mission accomplished! MG Quote
andybleaden Posted May 6, 2008 Report Posted May 6, 2008 (edited) David Cameron : 'We let the chicken cycle across the road because it is a greener thing to do. I will not comment about the chauffeur driven Lexus that drove behind the chicken with it's packed lunch and papers.' http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4953922.stm Edited May 6, 2008 by andybleaden Quote
Big Al Posted May 6, 2008 Report Posted May 6, 2008 REV. JEREMIAH WRIGHT: The chicken has sown the seeds of discontent within the chicken community, and now those chickens are coming home to roost. We should not be saying "God Bless the Chicken," but "God run over that damn chicken!" BARACK OBAMA: I unequivocally am distancing myself from the chicken, whom I have known for 20 years, and in whose coop I spent 20 years. DUBYA: The chicken, see.... if.... if the chicken.... with the economic [pause] STIMulus package.... see, the road he's facing.... and we're all.... facing the war on terrists.... it just makes sense..... for him to cross the road..... MARK LEVIN: Now I know a lot of you are thinking, what about the chicken? What if he gets run over? Well, I'll TELL you what I think of that chicken: he's a chicken because HE'S A LIBERAL! AND ALL LIBERALS ARE CHICKENS! AND YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY TO THAT LIBERAL CHICKEN? SCREW HIM! HE'S A LIBERAL CHICKEN! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU HEARD ME! LET HIM GET RUN OVER! YOU DON'T FRIGHTEN ME, YOU LIBERAL LEFT-WING CHICKEN WACKOS. GET OUTTA HERE, YOU MAKE ME SICK. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK! Quote
Noj Posted May 6, 2008 Report Posted May 6, 2008 Fourty years ago, the 6th of May 1968, the chicken performed his epic crossing of the road. Keep swinging Durium Quote
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted May 6, 2008 Report Posted May 6, 2008 Jon's really on a roll. Yeah - it took ten seconds for the Durium one to sink in. Wow! MG Quote
Noj Posted May 6, 2008 Report Posted May 6, 2008 GOODSPEAK: Huh? I'm saying crossing the road doesn't increase a chicken's vision. Or talent, or skill. They increase chicken muscle mass. Period. Steroids do not make chickens see the road better or cross the road more quickly. I have no idea what you are talking about. Sheesh. Quote
Big Al Posted May 6, 2008 Report Posted May 6, 2008 (edited) GOODSPEAK: Huh? [...] Sheesh. These just keep getting better! Edited May 6, 2008 by Big Al Quote
aparxa Posted May 6, 2008 Report Posted May 6, 2008 Sting:She can cross but doesn't have to put on the red light Quote
Hot Ptah Posted May 6, 2008 Report Posted May 6, 2008 There is a 14 CD set of the sounds of the chicken crossing the road, available on Lonehill for $9.99. Some Puritan is going to start a flame war about how Lonehill's reissues rip off the jazz musician, but there are complex issues involving the difference between U.S. and European copyright laws here, and anyway...LOOSEN UP!...I just want to hear the sounds! Plus, if Lonehill doesn't put this out, the sounds will be lost to us forever, or available only on hard to find, scratchy old vinyl which no one carries anymore anyway. You can also download the highlights of the 14 CD set on www.chickensalad.com Now, someone will complain that these downloads take money out of the hands of the legitimate record company owners. I say, get with it! This is 2008, man, not 1972 anymore! That boat has sailed! If the record companies don't embrace the downloading revolution, they have only their own sorry asses to blame for sinking into well-deserved oblivion. There is also an 86 CD set of these same chicken sounds, with added outtakes, now available on ebay, on the Hurtling Violet label. For completists only. Quote
Christiern Posted May 6, 2008 Author Report Posted May 6, 2008 GA Russell: The chicken crossed the road and died late yesterday afternoon. Many people had come to love this bird when its picture appeared as the cover of Poultry New in 1988. RIP ValerieB: It was a lovely chicken. We exchanged looks last year at a Birds of a Feather gathering in Sacramento. Quote
Noj Posted May 6, 2008 Report Posted May 6, 2008 CHUCK NESSA: First, I want to say chicken-sharing has damaged all of the poultry biz, large and small. Colonel Sanders is convinced he has lost at least 10% a year to chicken-sharing. For small poultry farms, 10% is the difference between losing money and losing more money. More importantly, chicken-sharing has nurtured a generation of young folk who think chicken should be free and crossing the road is their "right". Quote
Hot Ptah Posted May 6, 2008 Report Posted May 6, 2008 I am having trouble deciding which of the Blue Note CD reissues of the Sounds Of the Chicken Crossing The Road to buy. The 1987 CD had terrible sound. It sounds like it was recorded underwater. The 1994 reissue was somewhat better, but is probably no match for the current reissues. Does anyone have an opinion on the merits and downsides of the 20 bit remaster version, the 24 bit remaster version, the RVG reissue, and the SACD reissue? I should probably just get all four, but I am getting tired of buying multiple copies of the same sounds! Quote
Big Al Posted May 6, 2008 Report Posted May 6, 2008 I am having trouble deciding which of the Blue Note CD reissues of the Sounds Of the Chicken Crossing The Road to buy. The 1987 CD had terrible sound. It sounds like it was recorded underwater. The 1994 reissue was somewhat better, but is probably no match for the current reissues. Does anyone have an opinion on the merits and downsides of the 20 bit remaster version, the 24 bit remaster version, the RVG reissue, and the SACD reissue? I should probably just get all four, but I am getting tired of buying multiple copies of the same sounds! felser: I've got a copy of each for sale! Quote
JSngry Posted May 6, 2008 Report Posted May 6, 2008 Just received via e-mail: Just heard from XXX XXXXXX that the chicken has returned. When asked why he had crossed the road, the chicken repiled "To take a walk, bitch. That's why. That, and to get some. Is that so g-d-damn hard to figure out?" And then after a long pause: "Stupid motherfucker." Quote
jazzbo Posted May 6, 2008 Report Posted May 6, 2008 T. S. Elliot: June is the moulting month When the hen with cantering grace Strode across the boulevard Seeking the somnolent ease Of the Lady and the Leopard. I don't like eggs. Don't tell my wife. Quote
Big Al Posted May 6, 2008 Report Posted May 6, 2008 Because he was trying to get away from that damn AFLAC™ duck! Quote
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