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The most recent one for me is those obnoxious TV ads where they rewrite the lyrics to holiday tunes (to move product).

I think Best Buy is the worst offender, but many others have jumped on this evil bandwagon.

Happy Holidays everyone! :)

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Anything involving The Little Drummer Boy. Can you imagine, after all the hassle of finding a place to stay, ending up with a bunch of animals in a barn, you finally get the baby to sleep, and here's this bozo out beating on his drum, acting like he's doing you a favor...

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Rudolph the Red Nosed F*ck*ng Reindeer followed by Frosty the S*dd*ng Snowman everywhere you go.

:lol:

I remember being bombarded with those two guys years ago shopping in sunny and warm Orlando, Florida over Xmas and it was surreal ! Rudolph was neutered though..

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I think we've already had this discussion, but the worst Christmas tune of all time is the one by Paul McCartney. Thankfully, I've only heard it once so far this year. Amazing.

I hear it at work at least once a day, usually twice. The heartless bastards.

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I don't usually have one but this year, some fucking dog has shat on our front lawn and it's freezing. The turd has frozen to the lawn and the ground's so hard that, even if I could get it off the grass, I couldn't dig a hole under the hedge to bury it. So, until the weather warms up, we have to put up with the sight of a turd on the lawn.

MG

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I don't usually have one but this year, some fucking dog has shat on our front lawn and it's freezing. The turd has frozen to the lawn and the ground's so hard that, even if I could get it off the grass, I couldn't dig a hole under the hedge to bury it. So, until the weather warms up, we have to put up with the sight of a turd on the lawn.

MG

I get that quite often. Only - it's quite a sizeable country fox. Their poo smells about 100 times worse than a dog.. :rmad:

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I don't usually have one but this year, some fucking dog has shat on our front lawn and it's freezing. The turd has frozen to the lawn and the ground's so hard that, even if I could get it off the grass, I couldn't dig a hole under the hedge to bury it. So, until the weather warms up, we have to put up with the sight of a turd on the lawn.

MG

I get that quite often. Only - it's quite a sizeable country fox. Their poo smells about 100 times worse than a dog.. :rmad:

That commands the obvious and urgent question: "What animal that frequently strays near urban or populated areas has the most smelly poo?".

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I don't usually have one but this year, some fucking dog has shat on our front lawn and it's freezing. The turd has frozen to the lawn and the ground's so hard that, even if I could get it off the grass, I couldn't dig a hole under the hedge to bury it. So, until the weather warms up, we have to put up with the sight of a turd on the lawn.

MG

I get that quite often. Only - it's quite a sizeable country fox. Their poo smells about 100 times worse than a dog.. :rmad:

That commands the obvious and urgent question: "What animal that frequently strays near urban or populated areas has the most smelly poo?".

All I want for Xmas is a........ blowtorch.

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It's the continuous Christmas music that sets my teeth on edge, jeesh, I absolutely cannot stand "holiday music" in any manner. The words to 99% of it is on the level crap that is frozen to MG's front lawn. Awful, awful,awful. Christmas is by far my least favorite holiday season. The day itself, and what it stands for religiously is great, but the circus that surrounds it -- Bah, humbug!

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My beef is with the frustrated Mom in the store who loudly announces to her dawdling kid, "Well then, I'm just going to leave you here."

You should see the looks I get when I reply, "Okay, I'll take him." :rolleyes:

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The most recent one for me is those obnoxious TV ads where they rewrite the lyrics to holiday tunes (to move product).

I think Best Buy is the worst offender, but many others have jumped on this evil bandwagon.

Happy Holidays everyone! :)

Oh yeah, rewritten Christmas songs. Those with Dish network are all to familiar with we DISH you a Merry Christmas! angryfire.gif

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I thought this was a food thread -

right now I'm having a burger.

I knew this was inevitable, and Allen didn't disappoint. :)

He was going to say his holiday beef was a ribbon tied around his penis, but thank goodness he thought better of that. :w

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