ghost of miles Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 I thought she always said, "Don't play ball in the house." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 My mom said your mom always was a bit squirrelly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of miles Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Whatchoo say about my mama?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Yo momma so fat...oops; wait a minute; wrong board! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soul Stream Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 I haven't noticed anything at all. But please be advised, I've had the Political Forum blocked since it's inception. So I don't know what's going on there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maren Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 As mom always said, "If you have nothing nice to say about someone, don't say anything at all." I heard that first from Bambi's mother: "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all." Then the hunters shot her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Dye Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Canonical List of Yo Momma Jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Dye Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 My favorite: "Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfricaBrass Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 maybe there ought to be a new feature that allows you to edit other people's posts - might make things more interesting - Now that's a absolutely terrible idea! Allenlowe I hate you. o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of miles Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 This threatens to become the momma of all threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 All we need now is for someone to ask a stupid question. Or do we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catesta Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 (edited) I agree with Chaney. Interesting. I have not really noticed anything out of the ordinary. I guess I better put the nachos and beer down and start reading more. Edited February 11, 2005 by catesta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
couw Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 I agree with Chaney. Interesting. I have not really noticed anything out of the ordinary. most of it is between the lines. catesta sux you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catesta Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Nowwww...., I agree with Chaney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Yo momma has such bad taste, she listens to Phil Schapp spin Wynton records while reading Stanley Crouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7/4 Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Yo momma has such bad taste, she listens to Phil Schapp spin Wynton records while reading Stanley Crouch. Damm, those are fighting words! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christiern Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 If only Phil Schaap would devote as many hours as it might take to the complete works of Wynton Marsalis as heard through the ears of Orrin Keepnews. Then I would be glued to WKCR for at least a month, and this would be a far more acceptable place for some people to post. Is that a pipe dream? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim R Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 "Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway" "And YO momma so fat she got to iron her pants at the AIRPORT- and she be dumb enough to DO it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 If only Phil Schaap would devote as many hours as it might take to the complete works of Wynton Marsalis as heard through the ears of Orrin Keepnews. Then I would be glued to WKCR for at least a month, and this would be a far more acceptable place for some people to post. Is that a pipe dream? Depends on what you're puttin' in that pipe to smoke....... :rsmile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Of course, now, on THIS board, the following might be considered complimentary: SO GREASY Yo momma so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo momma so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo momma so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noj Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 The Pharcyde - Ya Mama (brothers and sisters) Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?) Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?) She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that: Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it (3X) Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies On a cliff butt naked, tootin on a flute Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet (3X) Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium way back in September Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls In some bright red boxer drawers You said ya moms was pretty and young But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a boot She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand (3X) Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?) We crawled up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way Cause that would blow me round the world in a day We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot Ridin on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot With the wings and the teeth of an african bat, ba-aa-aa-at Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap (3X) Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama Outro: Ya mama got snake skin teeth Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like.... hehehe Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back (You're a sellout) ya mama's a sellout nigga ya mama Nigga ya mama did a pop tune nigga Ya mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map and see people wavin at her Your mother got an Ouija board on her back Sidney with EQ and everything what he be sayin His mother be hooked, fishin with a hook and reel at the frozen food section Tre's mama got Playdough teeth Ya mother be eatin daisies like Now and Laters and shit Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and shit Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs it just looks like she's just gliding across the floor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bright Moments Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Is that a pipe dream? No, this is a pipe dream: (courtesy of couw!) it looks like a magritte! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Berger Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 I haven't noticed anything at all. But please be advised, I've had the Political Forum blocked since it's inception. So I don't know what's going on there. That's good, because we have a special thread dedicated to making fun of you. Guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christiern Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcoliv Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 (edited) a different point of view since i'm not an american or an english native person. sometimes i feel the tone kinda aggressive on some posts but reading the posts afterwards i understand that is a different sense of humour i'm used to. i understand people come to this board to share their knowledge and to learn something new and sometimes being harshed by a simple question or lack of knowledge is a little bit unconfortable to me. i'm not saying that i've ever been offended by someone here, far from this, all of you are so nice with me but i think that we have a great community and we can make it even better having a little bit more of tolerance Marcus Edited February 12, 2005 by marcoliv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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