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His "music" fails as well. I've long called it "hairdo" music.

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"He is seeking joint custody but does not want to pay his estranged wife spousal support."

If she had to listen to his music all those years the court should award damages.

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Obviously this millionaire suffers from CMF Syndrome.

Maybe she tried to get him to cut his stupid hair and the permastubble on his face. "Grow a real beard or shave, damn it!"

Pathetic.

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Unless she's independently wealthy I don't think there's any way she doesn't get spousal support, and with the money he's made, its going to be a pretty good amount to reflect "the manner to which she's grown accustomed."

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"irreconcilable differences" - he must have walked in on her while she was listening to a Pat Metheny album. :w

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"irreconcilable differences" - he must have walked in on her while she was listening to a Pat Metheny album. :w

:g 'It's me or The Mullet. Make up your mind"

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"irreconcilable differences" - he must have walked in on her while she was listening to a Pat Metheny album. :w

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"irreconcilable differences" - he must have walked in on her while she was listening to a Pat Metheny album. :w

Maybe she was listening to Kenny Garrett and told him that was the real Kenny G!

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LOL that's great stuff. Or she was listening to Evan Parker or Brotzmann.

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Miles: Who is this @#$%^&*&^%*()#@!?

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Miles: Who is this @#$%^&*&^%*()#@!?

Old Miles was not a long way from the Smooth Jazz charts at the end.

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"He is seeking joint custody but does not want to pay his estranged wife spousal support."

If she had to listen to his music all those years the court should award damages.

:rofl:

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Miles: Who is this @#$%^&*&^%*()#@!?

Old Miles was not a long way from the Smooth Jazz charts at the end.

(raspy voice) Shit! That's where the money is, motherf#cker!

Ain't no bitches listenin' to Anthony Braxton records.

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I read Mike Zwerin's profile of Kenny G a while ago, and it is really funny.

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Kenny's latest album, Namaste, annoys even his diehard fans. See reviews.

http://www.amazon.com/Namaste-Kenny-G/dp/B007W144QQ

"Most of the time, I'm able to relax and separate from myself. With this CD that was not possible. The music can only be described as annoying and counter productive to the relaxation process. I was not able to relax and let go and it was because of the music I was listening that was playing."

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Kenny's latest album, Namaste, annoys even his diehard fans. See reviews.

http://www.amazon.com/Namaste-Kenny-G/dp/B007W144QQ

"Most of the time, I'm able to relax and separate from myself. With this CD that was not possible. The music can only be described as annoying and counter productive to the relaxation process. I was not able to relax and let go and it was because of the music I was listening that was playing."

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That was a crap film.

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Kenny's latest album, Namaste, annoys even his diehard fans. See reviews.

http://www.amazon.com/Namaste-Kenny-G/dp/B007W144QQ

"Most of the time, I'm able to relax and separate from myself. With this CD that was not possible. The music can only be described as annoying and counter productive to the relaxation process. I was not able to relax and let go and it was because of the music I was listening that was playing."

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That was a crap film.

Yeah, but the juxtaposition is very cool! Would that we could all aim like that at a pile of Gore-Lick's records.

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Gee, I guess I should start reading user comments for Kenny G albums more often! Mrs. D. from K.C. writes:

"Hmm... I love Kenny G's music. He has a grove you can fall into like a fur throw on a cold summer night, while sitting in front of a warm fire with the one you love. But, I'm not feeling him, here. I'm trying to see the point of this? I can't connect to it... I feel disconnected on so many levels. He's excluded many of his loyal masses here, which is odd, because Kenny G's music has always been so universal... I don't like."

Rachel (surely not ours - long time no see, btw!) says:

"I don't agree with the person below; they certainly aren't a jazz fan or have no interest in Kenny G's music pieces to begin with. I think this CD is awesome! It's a must buy."

Furthermore, Kenny G. reveals some douchebag husbands and drugs children, as MissAngi's testimony proves:

"My husband and I are on two ends of the spectrum when it comes to Kenny G. I personally think he's fantastic! I can't get enough of his relaxing smooth music! But my husband...he's not a fan to say the least. But this album is the happy middle!! Many of the songs my husband loves so he can enjoy right along with me!

I put this album on my iPod and played it in the car yesterday.... all 4 of my children were completely silent and relaxed the entire 45 minute trip!! Is it a miracle in MP3 form!? I think so!!! Any mother knows quiet kids in the car is nothing short of amazing!!

Thank you Kenny for bring my family together! hahahaha

All kidding aside this is a fantastic album! Each song is better than the next. Very soothing and romantic. Great to play during dinner, while enjoying a bubble bath, or even a romantic evening. I rated it a strong 5 stars!"

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