AllenLowe

beaver cleaver beaver falls Linda Beaver (a woman I used to know, honest)

I think you mean Gene Barry. Or Barry Feldman -

I thought Woody Herman's problems were with the IRT -

that's very good, guys, you sure have a firm grasp of the obvious and a knack for the irrelevant. Two necessary qualities for the witless -

or maybe I'll be Art Pepper and go to jail - or Dexter Gordon doing time - or Frank Morgan in stir - or Tad Dameron in Lexington - or Stan Getz in the back of that police cruiser after holding up that drug store - or Al Haig, accused of killing his wife, in a lonely prison cell - anyone picking up a theme here?

that does it - I'm dressing up like Jack Purvis and going to prison -

hmmmm.....I feel like the monkey at the typewriter who finally came up with Hamlet -

don't drop it -

ah, yer sacd sucking kindafuckinbluefish following ferblunged farfel-eating necrophiles -

I just saw Barney last week -

whoaskedya, Manchester Marxist of Mandelay, with yer limited limey Lithuanian Lilliputian Lestorian lackeys?

well, the project has expanded - will be 24 CDs when completed (I hope to have the mastering done by summer, notes by the Fall?) I have now realized that Kinsey was wasting his time interviewing mr and ms USA - he should have just listened to early recordings - like the one I just heard, by Grant and Wilson, extolling the virtues of simultaneous orgasm (1930), or Belulah Bryant's "he's got a lot on the ball - but he ain't too much for me" or the African American midget/female impersonator Frankie Jaxon breathing heavily and screaming for more on "my daddy rocks me" (1929) -

love the stuff with Marty Krystal, one of the true unsung greats of the saxophone -

I sure hope Gary didn't steal any of my stuff -

yer dawdling dildo-damning Dublin-ites -

I feel like the love child of Clementine and Spiro Agnew -

monkey mentalists, yer rectally reeling rugcutters, whelping bed-wetters, and failed fellating philatelists -

well, a freak who favored the supression and oppression of other freaks - nothing to celebrate, IMHO - Hitler was a freak, too; had strange sexual habits and strong dislikes -

they were, in the electrical recording era - from what I have been told by people like Doug Pomeroy, condensers were common in the electrical era because they picked up so much. But I am not really sure - Chris, you out there?

"had a lot of fun times there in the back room" sorry I missed all that -

well - I get enough of that at home -

no, he was the producer -

hey I just picked up a Son House reissue - notes by - whatshisname -

wish I had a time machine to go back, but the article I remember was, I think, from New Times, and showed Harvey's machinations to avoid getting sent into actual combat. Not a surprise, as right wingers routinely advocate sending people into harms way in wars that they, themselves, refuse to fight - as in Bush Jr and Cheney, to name only two - and Berigan and Weizen, what's keeping you guys from joining up? (what did YOU do in the war, daddy-o?)

it was very frustrating to be a jazz musician in NYC during Gary's reign - I remember when I played the Knitting Factory with Hemphill, and, wonder of wonders, Giddins gave us as a "Voice Pick of the week" - it was nice, and we sold out the place - we even drew the late Irving Stone, and, as John Szwed told me, "if he's there, it's a HIP event." (not the Agony and the Ecstacy writer, btw; this Stone was a guy who was known as a major fan of various downtown jazz venues,and for whom Zorn's club The Stone is named)