AllenLowe

well, I'm saving those for the post-nuclear world, when global warming and random missile attacks have killed everyone except for me and Pam Anderson. And than we will live happily with my little record player and will build us a new nuclear family and revive the recording industry in MY image -

there are quite a few stand alone digital 8 tracks now available on the market. One of these plus a good condenser microphone will take you way past cassette - check with Sweetwater Sound - good prices, easy to deal with, and good on returns -

I'm sorry I convinced George W. to run for president - but we were both so coked out of our heads, and he offered to make me Secretary of State and to let me be in charge of the interns...

please, not in front of all these other guys -

well - I DO have some recordings of Gregory Hines appearing with Big Bird on Sesame Street - not sure, however, if those are the ones he's talking about -

doesn't exist -

ooh - I love it when you talk dirty -

saw him in 1968 at Columbia University. It was such an amazing experience that it feels like yesterday - and at one point in the concert Zappa introduces Sam the Sham, who's in the audience, and he comes up and they do a letter-perfect Wooly Bully -

for these idiotic posts -

Sonny Red Red Skelton Better Dead than Red

to Couw, for trying to charge him extra for some things I was selling - actually, it wasn't my fault, I just had some trouble converting the currency - (I mean, aren't there 4,567 Euros in one US dollar?)

to Clementine, for calling me a "douche" -

and it's not MY fault we killed their lord, too -

Orville Nix (filmed the Kennedy assassination) Richard Nixon (organized the Kennedy assassination) Fort Knox (financed the Kennedy assassination)

for killing those 17 nuns in the convent - but than, it WAS self defense -

well, not exactly - but I did embezzle a few bucks to get my mother an operation -

and if they say they're taking you, instead, to some field in New Jersey - run like hell -

I would beam myself over to wherever you're going - I saw this on television once -

if you're reading this you're already too late -

I actually think she is, in reality, the Susan from the Buckingham's song -

and Bobby's OK- but I'm still pissed at him - I mean, he comes to dinner and just brings a lousy cake - he doesn't even bring an assortment!

well, most pop journalists aren't too great - however, Gail is clearly a crazy control freak like her late husband. Problem is, she lacks the talent to go with it -

I was just quoting from the song, as I recall -

I would like to know what's got into her -

well, I play one on TV (public access) -