Johnny E

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/loca...comcast14m.html

'The Rifleman' indeed! Didn't Chuck Connors make some pornos back in the day?

Anyone ever drink Limeade? Doesn't quite cut it. How about using Lime zest in your recipes? I don't think so. How about Lime Marang Pie? Blind Lime Jefferson? Nuff said.

I know you don't want politics, but I hear the new Ari Fleisher book is hilarious.

Thanks for sharing Al. That brought tears to my eyes. I can't wait till Milo is old enough to play baseball. I love how proud you are of him. It's bursting from your post. Go Nathan!!!

44. I guess I could bump it up a few years if I stopped chain smoking crack, cut down on my speeding violations, wore a seat beat every once in a while and lost about 200 lbs. Ah, fuck it! You only live once right?

agreed! I've met Joe Christmas and am good friends and bandmates with Porter Esq.

To be fair, they didn't rade him. They let him go in free agency.

And the numbers in the five years before: 1999 .275 15 67 2000 .290 20 85 2001 .265 13 60 2002 .257 21 75 2003 .240 23 80 So which Beltre are you going to get? The one, like last year, that doesn't have a colostomy bag taped to his leg and isn’t a 19 year old kid.

No, not ironic (although some may see it that way). Apropos. Let's call it chickens coming home to roost. Karma. Blowback.

I just feel sorry for the Dodgers since we stole Beltre away from them. Stole? The Dodgers don't want to pay big bucks to anyone long term. I think Beltre got a good deal. Hope he does well. (I wonder if he will test positive?) I have a feeling when we look back in a few years at the contract Beltre Signed with the M's it will be considered a steal. He's only 25! He's just now entering his prime. He hit .334 Avg., 48 HR, 121 RBI last year.

Heitor Villa-Lobos - Trio, for oboe, clarinet & bassoon, A. 182 Bob Dylan - Infidels Nick Lowe - Jesus of Cool Air - Air Raid Moody Blues -Seventh Sojourn Not this instant, but in the past couple days anyway.

I believe there is a link. Apropos really. If the Republicans hadn't abused the independent counsel and created the "bring down Clinton at any cost" hysteria which led to the Clinton impeachment, then their daughters wouldn't be sucking so much cock…(and taking it in the butt for that matter).

Study: Abstinence pledges may trigger risky sexual behavior NEW HAVEN, Conn. (AP) — Adolescents who pledge to remain virgins until marriage are more likely to substitute high-risk sexual behaviors that increase the likelihood of transmitting sexually transmitted diseases, according to researchers who studied the sex lives of about 12,000 teens. The report by Yale and Columbia University researchers could help explain why a study by the same group last year found that despite having fewer sexual partners and getting married earlier, teens who pledge abstinence are just as likely to have STDs as their peers. The latest study, published in the April issue of the Journal of Adolescent Health, found that teens who pledge abstinence until marriage are more likely to have oral and anal sex than other teens who have not had intercourse. "They substitute other non-coital sex, which, however, puts you at risk," said Hannah Brueckner, assistant professor of sociology at Yale University and one of the study's authors. Among virgins, boys who have pledged abstinence were four times more likely to have had anal sex, according to the study. Overall, pledgers were six times more likely to have oral sex than teens who have remained abstinent but not as part of a pledge. The pledging group was also less likely to use condoms during their first sexual experience or get tested for STDs, the study found. Data from the study was taken from the National Longitudinal Study of Adolescent Health. The study used an in-school questionnaire administered to a nationally representative sample of students in grades 7 through 12, and followed up with a series of in-home interviews of students approximately one, two, and six years later. It was funded in part by the National Institute of Child Health and Human Development and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Leslee Unruh, president of the National Abstinence Clearinghouse in Sioux Falls, S.D., called the study "bogus," and disputed that those involved had pledged true "abstinence." "Kids who pledge abstinence are taught that any word that has 'sex' in it is considered a sexual activity," Unruh said. "Therefore oral sex is sex, and they are staying away." Millions of teens have signed written pledges or verbally promised to abstain from sex, part of a church-led effort to discourage premarital sex and the spread of disease. President Bush has boosted funding for abstinence-only education in schools. Critics say that abstinence education needs to be coupled with safe-sex education to be effective. "If adolescents only had sex in monogamous, married relationships, by definition there would be no STDs," Brueckner said, echoing President Bush's remarks in last year's State of the Union address. "But the majority of adolescents don't live like that. They do have sex." Last year, the same research team found that 88% of teens who pledge abstinence end up having sex before marriage, compared with 99% of teens who do not make a pledge.

ANYMORE? Since when did the average Joe become an independent thinker? People are constantly trying to be something there not. Part of it comes from living in a Capitalist society where marketers play upon people’s insecurities in order to get them to buy their shit. Another part of it comes from nationalism, patriotism and other forms of nostalgic Americana, and yet another comes from the inherent human trait of pack mentality (sometimes leading to mob mentality). Add all this to the disposable income that many Americans are lucky enough to have and woo-la! Instant lemming. ....didn't take long for this to become a polital thing! Everything is political whether we want to acknowledge it or not. B-)

ANYMORE? Since when did the average Joe become an independent thinker? People are constantly trying to be something there not. Part of it comes from living in a Capitalist society where marketers play upon people’s insecurities in order to get them to buy their shit. Another part of it comes from nationalism, patriotism and other forms of nostalgic Americana, and yet another comes from the inherent human trait of pack mentality (sometimes leading to mob mentality). Add all this to the disposable income that many Americans are lucky enough to have and woo-la! Instant lemming.

Mariners take it all!

FITZIES BBQ IS GONE?!?!? That really sucks, I loved that place. Their sauce kicked ass! Has it moved or is it gone for good?

I just feel sorry for the Dodgers since we stole Beltre away from them.

I'll start: AL East: Yankees AL Central: Tigers AL West: Mariners AL Wildcard: BoSox NL East: Braves NL Central: St. Louis NL West: Los Angeles NL Wildcard: Mets

I finally have highspeed at home and wanted to explore.

Thanks all. With the baby and all I actually forgot I had a birthday coming up until a couple days ago when my mother-in-law suprised me with a gift before her departure on monday. A wok, a knife set and a $50 gift certificate to Home Depot so far. Let's party!!!!

It's archieved and available for a listen for three weeks at the site above if anyone would like to check it out.