Jim Alfredson

I just achieved tuning my farts to 432Hz. The perfectly sonorous flatulence created geometrically exquisite cymatic patterns within the water, acting as a transcendental medium between the physical world and the astral plane. Suddenly my chakras aligned with the quantum essence of the Great Consciousness and a wormhole appeared, a gateway to a parallel dimension in my commode! I then felt the pull of Uranus aligning with my bathroom tissue holder and strange, rainbow colored ether beings appe...