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For all the women who check out this site....both of them!

Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sex with animals, the final frontier....

Jess Stacy was a better pianist than Fletcher....

huh? what else would he qualify for, chemistry? physics?? Might as well give him the Nobel Peace prize, a much better choice than Arafat....

You can't bury the Angels yet, at least not after one game. I thought I could write off the Yanks Damn Yankees!!!! I just knew they would win, right after the Twins scored a run... I think the Angels can be written off...

Someone I know at at B&N asked if I had heard them a few months back...had missed the hype somehow...the 2nd cd was in a listening station...I liked them! Their reworking of Iron Man was very nice, IMHO.....

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. Rodney Dangerfield A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home. Rodney Dangerfield I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. Rodney Dangerfield I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. Rodney Dangerfield - More quotations on: [sports] Life is just a bowl of pits. Rodney Dangerfield - More quotations on: [Life] My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it. Rodney Dangerfield My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. Rodney Dangerfield When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. Rodney Dangerfield

Uh, Mark, if its the best lineup in baseball, how come the Red Sox scored almost 100 more runs? .. The Dh, and the wee little stadium they play in???? And Larry Walker joined the fun late...

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday. It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it." Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...&u=/nm/penis_dc

me-ow! Elton John takes swipe at Madonna Mon October 04, 2004 03:51 PM ET By Paul Majendie LONDON (Reuters) - Pop veteran Elton John has taken a foul-mouthed swipe at Madonna, saying she cheats her fans by miming on stage. But the American pop superstar was swift to rubbish his accusation, saying she does not lip-synch or criticise other artists. While collecting a song-writing award from Q music magazine in London on Monday, John suddenly launched into a tirade against Madonna when he discovered she had been nominated for Best Live Act. "Anyone who lip-synchs in public on stage when you pay 75 pounds to see them should be shot," John said in reference to ticket prices for Madonna's Reinvention tour. "Madonna, best f***ing live act? F*** off," said the singer renowned as much for his outrageous outbursts as he is for his outlandish outfits. "Since when has lip-synching been live?" he asked. He ended his outburst by saying: "That's me off her f***ing Christmas card list but do I give a toss? No." His tirade prompted a swift response from her U.S. spokeswoman Liz Rosenberg who said in a statement: "Madonna does not lip-synch nor does she spend her time trashing other artists. "She sang every note on her Reinvention tour live and is not ashamed that she was well paid for her hard work." And Madonna, 46, showed she was not taking John's criticism too seriously. "Elton John remains on her Christmas card list whether he is nice ... or naughty," the statement added. Madonna lost out to British band Muse for the Live Act title. Elton John hit the headlines in Taiwan last month when, confronted by a wall of flashing cameras at Taipei airport, he lashed out at the local media, calling them "rude, vile pigs". "The televisions and photographers at the airport were the rudest people that I've ever met and I've been to 60 countries," the 57-year-old star said. His partner, David Furnish, has memorably captured the flamboyant star at his most outrageous and demanding in a fly-on-the-wall documentary appropriately named "Tantrums and Tiaras". Madonna herself is no stranger to foul-mouthed outbursts -- as the organisers of one of the world's most famous art prizes found out to their cost three years ago. Britain's Channel Four had to apologise for Madonna's "strong language" when she presented the Turner Prize on live television. http://www.reuters.co.uk/printerFriendlyPo...&storyID=596304

From Clarkhoward.com Assume cashier's checks are phony Clark recently took a call on the show that continues to bother him. The caller trusted a buyer and took a cashier’s check from the man. Turns out that the check was not only a forgery, but it was also written out for $6,000 more than the amount asked. The polite buyer, who was really a con artist, asked if the seller would mind wiring him back the overage and everything would be square. Once the seller got a call from his bank, telling him that the check was a forgery, he was out his property plus $6,000. This is very scary. Even the FDIC has a warning at its Web site, telling banks to verify that cashier’s checks are for real. But the banks don’t feel they are responsible at all. One bank was recently quoted in the Boston Globe as saying the onus is on the consumer to determine whether the funds they are depositing is good. It’s a bunch of baloney. The truth is that if your account is improperly drafted and you dispute it, the bank has to pay you back. They act like they don’t have to, but they do. At the same time, there is no requirement that banks have to verify whether a check is phony. So, if you get a cashier’s check from someone, you must assume that it’s phony. Clark used to recommend that people take cashier’s checks, not personal checks. Today, if you’re selling something, take a personal check and not a cashier’s check. Banks need to come up with some security measures to prevent this from happening. But until then, you have to do what you can to protect yourself. http://clarkhoward.com/shownotes/2004/09/30.html#cashiers

Great news! In case any smokers missed this part of the first article... Charlie, who is worth an estimated £80million, quit smoking more than 15 years ago. But throughout his career, he has been a regular performer at jazz clubs -notorious for their smoky atmosphere - whenever he has had any free time from the Stones. And there are fears that, like the late TV presenter Roy Castle, he has been the victim of passive smoking. Last night, cancer expert Dr Muir Gray told the Sunday Mirror: "If a heavy smoker quit 10 to 15 years ago then the risks of contracting cancer usually drop to the same as if they had never picked up a cigarette. "But if they continue to work in a smoky atmosphere, they are still inhaling the equivalent of three cigarettes a day." Earlier this year, Charlie's bandmate Ronnie Wood said he had been ordered to quit smoking by doctors after traces of deadly lung disease emphysema were found during a routine scan. Speaking to the Sunday Mirror, Wood confessed: "The doctors said that if I give up smoking now I can nip it in the bud - I still have powerful lungs. "But they say if I smoke for another year, I could get emphysema and - boom - my lungs could collapse." George Harrison died of throat cancer in November 2001 after a long battle with the disease which he blamed on his life-long addiction to smoking.Like the former Beatle, Inspector Morse star John Thaw tragically died from throat cancer in February 2002 after a short illness. Journalist and broadcaster John Diamond, 47, was another victim.

I think most people picture her with short hair...

She was in films since the 40's....I saw her in Romance of Rosy Ridge, which while not a great film by any stretch, is better than the title, and she is beautiful in it!!! Allmovie says she was born in 1926, which would make her 78... R.I.P.

Ok...so who will win the division series, AL, NL championship...the world series??? From the man who fearlessly predicted that the Braves would not reach the playoffs for the second straight year(And was wrong 2 years running)..... Yanks Vs. Twins... Yanks in 4, they will lose the first one, and come from behind once again.... Boston Vs. Angels, Boston in 5, Shilling is why! Walk Vlad every time, but it won't be easy. Yanks Vs. Sox, Yanks in 7 games. John Flaherty will be the designated hero to hit a Pedro 88 MPH fastball in the 7th, after Pedro has given up a walk and 2 hits... Pedro will have Yankee's bitch tattoed on his forhead. Cards, Vs Dodgers. Cards in 4. Top to bottom, Cards are best team in baseball. Dodgers have a sore armed Gagne , and only 2 hitters with more than 85 RBI's (well, Steve Finley as well, but not there all year) Astros Vs. Braves. Astros in 5. Clemons will start twice. They were 36 and 10 with Phil Garner I just heard. Braves are great in the regular season, but Bobby Cox gets dumb come October. He wasn't really resting players either, wanting the home field advantage, but you would think failing 12 out of 13 times would make you want a rested team for the playoffs! Cards Vs. Astros. Cards win it in 6, BTB. (Best team in baseball) Yanks Vs. Cards, Cards in 7...hope, hope, hope...Perhaps some pitching staff will get hot, but it seems to me that none of the teams has that good a starting staff...Astros might have 2 best pitchers...if Pettite wasn't injured! So, place your bets, and curse "berigan" for all the money he cost ya!

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IF you saw the rest of her, you wouldn't say that!

An interesting theory...but I am sure we have all dated, and liked someone who others no doubt did not find that attractive B-) Why Men Prefer Pretty Faces So you think beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Think again. According to new research from the University of Exeter in Great Britain, the preference for pretty faces over ugly ones is embedded in our brains from the moment of birth and possibly prior to birth. Newborn babies come fully equipped with built-in preferences, including a preference for an attractive face, that help them make sense of their new environment, report the BBC News Online and Newsweek magazine. The Exeter researchers showed more than 100 infants two images that were placed side by side. One was of an attractive face, while the other was a less attractive face. The babies, ranging in age from five hours old to two days old, spent about 80 percent of the time looking at the attractive face, while barely glancing at the unattractive face. "You can show them pair after pair of faces that are matched for everything other than attractiveness. This leads to the conclusion that babies are born with a very detailed representation of the human face," Dr. Alan Slater, a psychologist at Exeter, explained to the BBC News. Why would infants have this capability? "It helps them to recognize familiar faces--particularly that of the mother--and it helps them in learning about the social world. Attractiveness is not simply in the eye of the beholder, it is in the brain of the newborn infant right from the moment of birth and possibly prior to birth," he added. When those babies grow up, the preference for pretty faces doesn't change. And it crosses all cultures and geography as well. When an insular European is shown the faces of two Africans, the one he chooses as most attractive is also the same one an African chooses. And it works the other way around when an African is shown the faces of two Europeans. "Although we think that standards of facial beauty vary over time and culture, they don't actually change that much," Slater explained to Newsweek. The evidence indicates that there is a biological and universal standard." So don't blame a man when he can't help but look at a pretty face! He's biologically programmed that way. http://channels.netscape.com/ns/men/packag...ces/prettyfaces