Unfortunately Dan, I have a noisy and selfish neighbor.
He has every frickin loud mechanical device known to the American suburbanite; and he makes a living by adopting kids and pocketing the $20-30,000/year per kid income that comes along with it.
He has his noisy friends and family over all the time to scream and splash in his pool; and they love to park their cars in front of my house, while nothing is parked in front of his house.
His dog poops in my yard and he's always up to something guaranteed to annoy me.
I just try to take it all as philosophically as possible.
If I had more of Dan's guts, I would call the cops, but I just tend to take it...
Once I parked my speakers to the window to blast out some jazz and he responded by pumping out rock n' roll while swimming in the pool. I just can't win...
I am determined to telephone him next time he's got another noisy pool party going at 11:00 at night.