Jazzmoose

I agree. The idea of retiring and waiting for death at age 65 is just ridiculous in my mind. Further, the one change to Social Security that I wholeheartedly support is raising the age for benefits. Social Security is for the elderly, and frankly, 65 just doesn't cut it anymore. Although when I was a teenager, I figured 30 was about right...

I dunno...retirement really isn't something I want to do. I'm not one of those nitwits who thinks the company is their family, but I do like having a job. Okay, I'm twisted, but I can't help it.

Hey Jim, who do I have to tell to fuck off to have this thread locked?

Yep. Happened to me at my grandfather's funeral. Believe me, I didn't consider it funny.

...and that some were even more bizarre than these two.

The Duke of Wellington George Washington Two Tons of Fun

You'd think my first reaction would be "are you alright?", but my first thought was "she hit a Studebaker? Hang her!". Talk about twisted values...

Sorry; I'm strictly a Crown Royal man when it comes to whiskey. I tend to get melancholy, say "eh" a lot, mispronounce "offense" and drone on and on about hockey when drinking...

That would be an interesting book; I'd pick it up.

Damn; slapping my monitor really hurt. Thanks a lot, Tom...

I was wondering who would bring this up. There may always be debate about whether he belongs in the Hall (Marty will tell you many reasons why he should) there is no way in hell he belongs in the broadcaster's area of the Hall. I mean, that's ludicrous. I've never been sure about his qualifications as a player but there's no doubt it didn't hurt that he had friends on the Veteran's Committee. Oh, I totally agree with you; it was a facetious comment. I don't think he belongs in the Hall under any guise.

Not to be disrespectful, but now that he's gone, can we please move him over to the broadcaster's area of the HOF where he belongs?

Buzz Aldrin Michael Collins Neil "I Can't Believe I'm on the Fucking Moon" Armstrong

Dizzy Dean Dean Martin Martin Lawrence

Junior Samples Buck Owens Grandpa Jones

Well, I just hope you never loose your coolness.... Sorry, I traded it in for more annoyance...

Porter Wagoner Dolly Parton David Lynch (producer of Twin Peaks...)

The "mistyped" substitution is common in this annoying form of 'coolness', the most common example being the intentional misspelling 'teh'. Of course it's absurd; we're over 15...

Andy Devine Pat Brady Nellie-Belle Little Nellie Kelly Harrigan Little Johnny Jones

It's the first one, right? She has bigger boobs than the other two... Warren Oates David Corn Jerry Rice

Good choice; The Jazz Church of John Coltrane is already taken...

Get's my vote for best thread title/story combination!

I actually visit Fark.com regularly, and I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

The records are now officially meaningless. R4-X45 is using extra batteries!

Uh oh...are we crossing into "let's talk about starting a band" territory here?