Jazzmoose

I'm getting a dollar, counting both federal and state. Talk about a windfall...

I never could figure out which club to use on the hole with the windmill...

Spider Robinson Butterfly McQueen Hal Roach

Michael Ellis Dennis Moore Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris

Another journalist who has to embellish his work with 'facts' that he makes up on the spot. Alfred E. Neuman was not on the cover of the first issue of Mad. What else did he make up?

Minnie Driver Jeremy Irons Wally Wood

Peking Man Peking Duck Donald Dunn

Grant's Tomb Stone Philips Wyatt Earp

Miles Massey Gus Petch Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy

Really? Different strokes for different folks, I guess. Not that I can look down my nose; I thought the realcreditreport.com guys were funny...

At this point, I'm so out of the loop, all I'm sure of is that I have heard the name Justin Timberlake before.

I must be missing something...

How do they know it was used?

You know, cars pretty much looked alike back then; I thought that was something new. I guess growing up during the muscle car boom made me see an oddity as the norm.

Foster Brooks Brook Benton Ben Fong-Torres

No, as I said, I'm not really offended. You'd have to do a hell of a lot to offend me after all these years...

Ricochet Rabbit Hopalong Cassidy Bounder of Adventure

I won't say congratulations due to pure jealousy. But it is in my Amazon cart awaiting my next order!

So you're delivering hospital beds to people, and you think cleanliness is their number one problem? You know, I have to admit, the cat hair is starting to build up under the bed (Smedley and Gummitch both like to sleep under there when I'm not home), and in all honesty, I just don't have the energy these days to give a shit. I guess the responsible thing would have been to immediately have all my pets put down when the doctor informed me that I had cancer and would have to start chemo; after all, I pretty much knew energy would be a problem. Being a selfish, irresponsible person, I decided instead just to not invite judgmental assholes over anymore... Okay, I'm not really that offended, but one thing that the experience of cancer (multiple myeloma for those interested) has taught me is that the proper response to any judgmental comment is 'fuck off'. Worry about your own life.

So if I eliminate fruit, vegetables, grain, meat and dairy products, I should be fine, right?

You know, I can't remember the name of it, but I always felt kind of guilty about that one board we swooped down on in our "great diaspora".

Pervert!

Harry Nilsson Neil Armstrong

Arthur Hoggett Dudley Smith Clifton

Bev probably considers this the beginning of the end, but here's the 1973 lp for me: ...though I much prefer their second.