Jazzmoose

Polly Wanna Marcus Robbie Coltrane

Damn. If I'm ever an ugly ass dog, I'm going to dread that big one five...

The Kingston Trio The Dynamic Duo Juan Valdez

Okay, I may have to spring for that one...

Yes and we should go metric and stop printing paper dollars too. Fat chance of any of that happening. I remember the idea of dropping the cent coming up back in the '80s (during the OMG the Japanese are buying the world! days) when some twit of a politician announced that it would be economic suicide, and that no country had ever dropped the unit the currency was based on and survived (yeah, I know; it's all based on the dollar, but he was an idiot) which, even taking it the way he meant it seemed a little odd when I thought about the Sen...

Stop it, you two; you're starting to convince me! I never had any virus problems until I moved here to Eastern Oregon. I don't see how location has anything to do with it, but there it is.

An good alchemist could get rid of those pesky kids in a heartbeat.

Tonight Buffalo and Dallas fans hit the wall of reality. The playoff teams are decided, but the seeding won't be decided until the last game of the season, Kings @ San Jose on Friday.

Right after the Sharks sweep LA to lock up the Pacific...

Dirty coppers...

Well, considering I made a post chastising you in a thread where I used the phrase "lighten up", it's obvious that at least one of my organs will remain unclaimed...

Canada: it just doesn't make cents...

Edward I Ward Cleaver Cleavon Little

My stepmother had a '66 Volvo 1800 which I 'inherited" in 1982. The only cool car I ever had...

Nope; doesn't come close to making you a jerk. And since you dropped into the thread, perhaps you could consider rereading my post; as I already stated, I am a registered organ donor.

It's that time of year again, although apparently someone forgot to wake up my Sharks in time. They might sneak into the playoffs, but if they can't take the Pacific away from the Kings this week, I don't see any point. If I were a betting man, I'd probably take the Blues in the Western and the Bruins for a repeat in the Eastern. Just a hunch...

With all the things people have joked about on this board, this particular one is too sacred to touch? I could understand you're reaction if they were tasteless jokes, but these are just silly. Does my organ donor note on my license at least entitle me to say "lighten up"?

In moderation. I like what I've read, but I rarely look for more. Strange...I just checked my shelves. I have four books by him, none of which I've read. This has all the markings of an author I think I should like, but don't. I know I've read stuff by him that I enjoyed, though; I just don't have them anymore. I'm too lazy to do an internet search, but I remember something about bands or something...

Because traditionally dimes were made of silver and nickels of er...nickel and something, I think. Silver's worth a lot more. Yes, back in the old days, coins were actually worth what they said they were worth. Weird...

I don't suppose you get anything for two numbers...

It's a good thing I didn't know these were forbidden...

Crap. I was thinking Volvo, but that was the Saint, wasn't it?

I'll miss Nate Silvers' column, but I'll survive.

PLEASE, if someone here wins this, let us know; I need to grab a few OOP CDs before you destroy the market. Just give us a couple of weeks...

This is just through stores, right? It doesn't count all those late night Slim Whitman commercial sales, does it?