Dude! I was just at a show the other night in DOWNTOWN FREAKIN' CHICAGO, and we went to the bar/pizza joint around the corner for a pie and a couple of beers, and sure as shit, they charged me $4.50 each for my Rolling Rocks. When the check came, you betcha, clear as day:
3 IMPORT BEERS: $13.50
I asked the bartender and he was like, "I know, I know...the owner, he calls Rolling Rock an import..."
To which my response was, "dude, I know Pennsylvania is different but they're not foreign!!!
Poor guy just shrugged his shoulders and gave me a free High Life.
Cue jokes about Pennsylvania instead of New Jersey.