once i asked this old lady visiting from england, """yr from england? wowowow, did you see all the rock concerts??"""
"oh no, i used to go to the symphony.........." [awkwardness......] ..........
.........."""but there was this one time me and the girls snuck out of our dormitory and went down the road to the local boys school, and met up at the town hall, and saw Emerson, Lake & Palmer""""
me: