I never got past the "filling the dishwasher" phase..........
I get to empty the dishwasher, but my wife doesn't let me fill it because I allegedly "do it wrong".
Right there with you, Scott.
I got "fired" from laundry duty for the same reason. Sheesh.
Though washing one of her favorite wool sweaters then tossing it into the dryer didn't help. It came out five sizes too small. Um...oops.