The Mosaic Rationalization Corner

[Soulstation1]

it's NOT, i might have to go all Lee Morgan on your ass,

i WILL have to go all Lee Morgan on your ass

[ghost of miles]

32. Better safe than sorry!

33. OOP Mosaics can be harder to find than WMDS in Iraq.

34. I'd hate to have to buy all of these as individual CDs--think of all the money that I'm saving...

35. I used to spend $700 a year on smoking, and Mosaic sets smell much nicer than Camel butts.

[sidewinder]

1. Delivering all those black boxes gives my postie some well-needed exercise.

2. The decor on my lounge far wall speaks 'black box with a hint of silver lettering'.

3. The US trade defecit needs all of the help it can get.

4. Just one look at the OOP list and thinking of what you should have got for $60 or so focuses the mind immediately and puts the finger on the button...

Edited June 1, 2004 by sidewinder

[sidewinder]

33. OOP Mosaics can be harder to find than WMDS in Iraq.

Why do I get this image of Bush and lapdog Blair searching high and low through the desert for a mint copy of Thad & Mel !

[Soulstation1]

36 spam is on sale this week

37 who really uses their electric power anyways

38 it makes me feel warm and fuzzy knowing i have another mosaic set

39 it's healthier than crack

40 i just bought a lb. of weed, i gotta store it someplace

[AfricaBrass]

8. I have to get my next XXX Mosaic before AfricaBrass gets his.

41. I buy them for the bubble wrap that comes with 'em. I love popping those things as I put on a new set.

[sidewinder]

36  spam is on sale this week

Spam? LUXURY. You were reet lucky/We 'ad it tough ! Some of us have to make do with a single lettuce leaf and piece of cold toast for the next month....

At least the Atlantic New Orleans set is suitably funereal backing music for when the next bank statement somes rolling in.

Edited June 1, 2004 by sidewinder

[PHILLYQ]

42. I'm trying to construct a box of Mosaic boxes,and I only need --- more to complete it

43. That box I built is sooooooooo nice I need to start another one.

[Roundsound]

44. I feel that I've done the right thing and feel real smart, when others complain that that they don't have "Andrew" or some other unavailable session.

[Roundsound]

45. I got VJ fever and I like it.

[Brad]

45. I used to live in Stamford so I'm trying to support the local economy.

46. Heck, I don't need no stinkin' reasons.

[jazzbo]

47. Bush and Cheney may have completely ruined the American economy and I'm taking no chances these may not be available in 2005!

[Jazzmoose]

48. The wife hasn't caught one coming in since the Anita O'Day set; I really should give her another chance...

[Stefan Wood]

49. I'm addicted to the smell of the booklets and the boxes, and I need my fix real bad!

Edited June 2, 2004 by Stefan Wood

[jazzbo]

50. The devil made me do it.

51. IF I keep buying them, they'll finally get around to that Complete Recordings of Una Mae Carlisle set!

Edited June 2, 2004 by jazzbo

[LAL]

47. Bush and Cheney may have completely ruined the American economy and I'm taking no chances these may not be available in 2005!

Greenspan may go down as one of the BIG culprits too.

52. Rather than a liability, Mosaic's are a great asset and a valuable addition to the estate, which can be passed down for generations.

[andybleaden]

340 George Bush says so...

341 My wife mistreats me so I buy

342 I had a difficult birth

343 I am very rich!

344 I have empty shelf space next to the other Mosaic sets

345 Want one

346 PLeeeeeeeeeeeease

347 I never get what I want!