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Good stuff!

I recall that fantastic scene from the Wayne's World movie. I think that Garth was having a nightmare. It was a Kenny G concert. They showed the audience of middle-aged emptied-headed suburbanites, each with the same wide empty smile on his or her face. Then they showed Garth in the middle of it all looking absolutely terrified. :g

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Now a *daring* comic strip would have a character complaining about Charlie Parker playing "too many notes."

:g

A former music critic for The Dallas Morning News, Michael Cochran, once wrote a column about the "most overrated musicans" of all time, and included Bird (as well as Otis Redding!) on the list. His blurb was something along the lines of: "Sounded like he was making it all up as he went along. Guess what? He was."

Yeah, THAT'S astute criticism! :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

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Kenny Geez Amazon.com reviews:

G Force

5 Stars: May The G-Force Be Witcha, Baby!...

Reviewer: Ferrara Brain Pan from Frisco, Baby

This is without a doubt The Greatest Record Of All Time...

Yoda sez: Greatest record, it is not.

Classics in the Key of G

5 Stars: Mindnumbing Brilliance...

Reviewer: Ferrara Brain Pan from Frisco, Baby

This is without a doubt The Greatest Record Of All Time...

DTMX: Only one of those two words in the 5 Star description is applicable.

Kenny G Live

5 Stars: Pure Adrenalin...

Reviewer: Ferrara Brain Pan from Frisco, Baby

This is without a doubt The Greatest Record Of All Time...

DTMX: Frisco Kid's thesaurus lists "adrenalin" as a synonym for "narcolepsy"

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Other reviews for Kenny G Live

5 Stars: I highly recommend listening to it at bedtime

To those who don't like Kenny G if you don't like it then don't buy it, and don't whine it was your own stupidity for buying it why make Kenny G fans mad because of your stupidity

and

The only album from Kenny that in my opinion has a great musical value

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I once read an article on Mosaic that said that Gary Larson and Matt Groening were Mosaic's two best customers.

Bertrand.

Wasn't there mention on the BNBB of a 'Jackie McLean Pizza Co.' pizza box delivery on one of the episodes of The Simpsons. That explains it, he must have snagged a McLean CD box set ! :D

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Now a *daring* comic strip would have a character complaining about Charlie Parker playing "too many notes." 

:g

A former music critic for The Dallas Morning News, Michael Cochran, once wrote a column about the "most overrated musicans" of all time, and included Bird (as well as Otis Redding!) on the list. His blurb was something along the lines of: "Sounded like he was making it all up as he went along. Guess what? He was."

Yeah, THAT'S astute criticism! :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Just goes to show that Music critic standard for the Dallas Morning News aren't terribly high? Why not hire that dog that knows 200 words? :w

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Classics in the Key of G

5 Stars: Mindnumbing Brilliance...

Reviewer: Ferrara Brain Pan from Frisco, Baby

This is without a doubt The Greatest Record Of All Time...

DTMX: Only one of those two words in the 5 Star description is applicable.

Ooh! Ooh! I know which one! Ask me!! :excited:

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