jazzbo Posted February 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Weird! My wife talks about "hot monkey love" . . . and she's an Irish Catholic from D. C. area! Maybe it's just because she's married to a hot monkey who loves her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzbo Posted February 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 (edited) HE THINKS THE SUN CAME UP JUST TO HEAR HIM CROW. Edited February 18, 2005 by jazzbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Lark Ascending Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 (edited) "He's as queer as a rabbit's egg" ("queer" as in "odd") One from the North of England. Also: "Talk abaw't pot callin't kettle grimey arse." (stress the 't) A Northern variant on the pot calling the kettle black. Edited February 18, 2005 by Bev Stapleton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonic1 Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 referring to the president in office now: "He was born on third base and think he hit a triple." and... "He's all hat and no cattle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzbo Posted February 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Or the variant: BIG HAT, NO CATTLE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WD45 Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 There's no Bisquick in that kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Speaking of Foghorn Leghorn, I always liked what he once said about Miss Prissy: “That gal’s like a highway between Fort Worth and Dallas: no curves!” How’d they know? B-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soul Stream Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 ...Hey, How ya doin'?...Fair to midland....that's some real Texas sh*t. or for some more hokum (I worked at a north Texas pawn shop for many years and heard this ad nauseum)...."Workin' hard?"....(reply)"Hardly workin'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Give him an emema and bury him in a shoe box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 That went over like a fart in church. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 ...Hey, How ya doin'?...Fair to midland....that's some real Texas sh*t. My dad said that the whole time we were growing up. I wonder if he picked it up while stationed in Texas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BbM7 Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Busy as a one-armed paper hanger. Dumb as a bag of hammers. (Was this one already posted...?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragu Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 When I used to travel in Texas, I used to love hearing "You can piss in my ear, but don't tell me it's raining." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Well boys, I'd love to participate in this conversation but sheeeeeeeeeeit -- I'm busier than a three-peckered billy goat!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Well slap my ass and call me Sally!!! or.............................................. Well paint my ass and call me Betty!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ralphie_boy Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Busy as a one-armed paper hanger. Dumb as a bag of hammers. (Was this one already posted...?) How about "Busier than a dog in heat with four peckers". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soul Stream Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 ...Hey, How ya doin'?...Fair to midland....that's some real Texas sh*t. My dad said that the whole time we were growing up. I wonder if he picked it up while stationed in Texas... Probably. Never knew if people were saying fair to midland or fair to middlin', even though I've heard it a million times. The Texas drawl just slurs it all as one word basically. Midland being the west texas town of Midland/Odessa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Brown Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Man, he could read flyshit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Brown Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Like a one-eyed cat in a seafood store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank m Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 That guy is two bubbles away from plumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zizala Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 ......"like piss through a boot" and..... "There's a seat for every ass" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank m Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Here he comes, ape assing along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Meloy Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 About as popular as dog shit on the carpet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 (edited) Never knew if people were saying fair to midland or fair to middlin', even though I've heard it a million times. The Texas drawl just slurs it all as one word basically. Midland being the west texas town of Midland/Odessa. I always thought it was the latter. Of course, there's probably a Midland in every state of the union... Edited February 21, 2005 by Joe G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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