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Marcia Brady aka Maureen McCormick Had Lesbian Sex With Jan!

Posted September 21st, 2007 by wildouble in News

I thought it was old, old news that the Brady's were not as clean cut as their TV counterparts. I think one was gay and died of AIDS, Greg was banging Jan, and Jan was banging Peter, or something like that, but it seems that Marcia was really actually banging Jan. No way!

Maureen McCormick details her lesbian experiences with Jan (Eve Plumb) in her tell-all book which hits shelves in 2008.

A source told The National Enquirer, "The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play. This book will certainly come as a shocker. While Maureen is not a lesbian, she reveals there were some sexual hijinks going on behind the scenes. It's bizarre because she played such a virginal character on the show."

If we knew back then what we know now, this could have possibly helped the Brady girls careers. Thank God for 2007 where naked pictures, cocaine and lesbian scandals actually raise your star-meter instead of lower it. The Brady Bunch days must have been such a bore, since they had to keep underage lesbian sex quiet, sounds kind of like Nazi Germany.

Not to mention if it were 2007 there would of been a tape, or at least some pictures we could of published.

http://www.2snaps.tv/9811573

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I always figured that the maid, Alice, set a bad example for them.

Seriously, as a horny adolescent, I could never decide between Marcia and Jan. I guess I leaned towards whichever one was less whiny during any given episode.

Then there was Mom and Cindy... but let's not go there.

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:unsure: No, let's not...

Why Not?? I thought Cindy was quite cute....when I was 7! ^_^

You know what's weird?? What I am going to ask in a sec. Anyone else notice the girls you had a huge crush on when you were young??? Then you see them again in a movie when you are an adult!!! Creepy, huh??? Kim Richards, Jodie Foster, Tatum O'Neal??? They seemed to be hot "older" women as a pre teen, now they are just 12 year olds on screen. Yuck! Well, at least there is Carny with Jodie Foster as a young woman....garters...sigh....and you know, she is totally into guys, you can just tell!!!!

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Not to get too creepy here, but I do recall seeing a late 1970s variety show starring the now-older "Brady Bunch" and noticing that Cindy had, err, "ripened."

Of course, I was probably about 16 years old then...

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Not to get too creepy here, but I do recall seeing a late 1970s variety show starring the now-older "Brady Bunch" and noticing that Cindy had, err, "ripened."

Of course, I was probably about 16 years old then...

Jodie Foster still looks pretty amazing, Valerie Bertinelli is the one who really gets me going.

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Just when I got interested in girls on tv I moved to Africa for over five years and didn't see but a handful of hours of tv!

Before I left Lost in Space was my favorite show. . . I remember thinking Angela Cartwright was cute. . . .

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Just when I got interested in girls on tv I moved to Africa for over five years and didn't see but a handful of hours of tv!

Before I left Lost in Space was my favorite show. . . I remember thinking Angela Cartwright was cute. . . .

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And she still is, even more so.

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Lesbian Bradys? - Publisher Denies Report.

Nice try, you dirty old bastards. :P;)

Well, when the lead "story" prominently features the tell-tale phrase

A source told The National Enquirer,

what did you expect? :lol:

And the "English" in which the item was "written" didn't exactly inspire confidence...

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Lesbian Bradys? - Publisher Denies Report.

Nice try, you dirty old bastards. :P;)

.....Barry Williams, who played oldest brother Greg Brady, revealed in his 1992 autobiography, "Growing Up Brady," that he had been romantically involved with both his TV mom Florence Henderson and with McCormick.

Why, that preverted sumbitch.

A must-read.

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Before I left Lost in Space was my favorite show. . . I remember thinking Angela Cartwright was cute. . .

I must have been a weird kid; I was hot for the robot!

We'll leave you with the house hold products and be in the room down the hall with the women. It's better than a plastic hose and other inanimate objects...the women squeeze you back and are really soft and talk back. It's fun.

Oh...OK, it's more than fun.

In the meantime...

Not Jan or Marsha...no, no...Jan and Marsha.

Oh yeah...Jan and Marsha.

Phew...Jan and Marsha.

Oh gosh...

Oh...are you really sure this is just a rumor?

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I always figured that the maid, Alice, set a bad example for them.

Seriously, as a horny adolescent, I could never decide between Marcia and Jan. I guess I leaned towards whichever one was less whiny during any given episode.

I never liked Jan. Talk about whiny... :rolleyes:

Not to get too creepy here, but I do recall seeing a late 1970s variety show starring the now-older "Brady Bunch" and noticing that Cindy had, err, "ripened."

I'm glad I missed that one.

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