Friday is Talk Like a Pirate Day

[ghost of miles]

Ahoy, Organissimos! I thought it most important that I brin't'your attention t'fact that Friday be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! I'm off from work and will be lazin' about, listenin't'me vast plundero'jazz CD treaayes. Joy and good tidin'st'you, mates!

talklikeapirate

[Jazzmoose]

So this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel mounted on his privates. Bartender says, "Hey, buddy; did ya know you've got a steering wheel mounted on your crotch". Pirate responds, "Arrrrrr, it's driving me nuts.."

[Soulstation1]

did you hear what the new pirate movie is rated?

Arrrrrrrrrrrr.........

[Rooster_Ties]

English-to-Pirate Translator

[Free For All]

Arrrrr...........................Passing Ships.............yarrrrrrrrrrrrr.......Mulligan CJB......aye maties........Jack Johnson........shiver me timbers........October conns................arrrrrrrr..........Morgan the Pirate............yaarrrrrrr...arrr.........avast, ye land luvvers.............aarrr...rr......rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...*belch*..............

[White Lightning]

This is an essential items for significant days like today . I KNOW You'll need this:

Edited 19 Sep 2003 by White Lightning

[Jim Alfredson]

You guys are weird.

[Free For All]

aarrrrrrrr.........

[Soulstation1]

What kind of socks does a pirate wear? AARRRRGGHyle!

[Soulstation1]

What has 8 arms and 8 legs?

8 Pirates!

[sidewinder]

"Master Bates and Seaman Staines splice the main-brace ...... "

Pugwash Theme (RVG Series)

Edited 19 Sep 2003 by sidewinder

[Free For All]

What has 8 arms and 8 legs?

What has 32 arms, 29 legs and 6 teeth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson Concert.

EDIT: I guess I shouldn't ridicule Willie since pretty much the whole first Jack Johnson CD is dedicated to him.

Edited 19 Sep 2003 by Free For All

[Big Al]

Pirate's favorite fast-food joint: Arrrrrrrrrrrby's

[Jim Alfredson]

How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing? A buck an ear!

[Jim Alfredson]

Find Your Pirate Name

Here's mine:

Your pirate name is:

Dirty James Cash

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

[Aggie87]

Ahoy there, Dirty James, I'm yer mate Dirty Jack, also lookin' for Davy Jones' Locker....

Dirty Jack Roberts

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!

[BERIGAN]

Bloody Tom Rackham.

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Edited 19 Sep 2003 by BERIGAN

[Ed Swinnich]

Arrr - blast your thievin hides. You're all a bunch of mangy bilge rats. Why the whole scurvy lot of ya ought ta be keel hauled.

[Peter Johnson]

Arrrr, it's Captain Roger Kidd comin' up from below to see how all o' ye scurvy dogs have swabbed the poop deck!

[Peter Johnson]

Billions of Blistering Barnacles?

(I LOVE tintin books!)

[connoisseur series500]

Aarrr! Ahoy there maties!!

Be slurping me fine grog here and listening to this wonderful music called jazz.

Never heard anyting finer; not even a whale's singing or a fine breeze gracing me sails.

Know which country I just come back from?

The Ahhrrrrgentine!

[Soulstation1]

[Soulstation1]

[RDK]

my pirate name is:

Mad Dog Rackham

"Part crazy, part mangy, all rabid, you're the pirate all the others fear might just snap soon. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!"

[Matthew]

me new pirate name be Red James Kidd! Arrrrrr......