How many cutout holes can an album have before you have to give it away? (old bottom feeder's joke)  
 Reminds me of a story from my retail days. 
 
I had opened a new store in Bloomington IN for a chain called Discount Records (this was 1968). I had given the local Capitol salesman the largest order ever placed with their local office (in Ohio). A month later he called to say his boss wanted to have dinner with me and could we meet.  I said ok and we met on the appointed date and had a wonderful meal and suitable beverages. At the end of the meal the "boss" asked about the quality of service from the salesman and I said "He's great! I really like the advance copies he delivers, with the holes in the corner, so I can hang them on the peg-board behind the counter. I don't mind paying cash for these records since it gives me an advantage over the competition". 
 
Took these boys a while to regain their composure.