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A new tile floor sounds nice, but I'd pass on that moving toilet.

... it's time for that colonoscopy...

Actually, this was the funniest part.

Yeah, I'm totally with the above statement. One of the keys above that unlocks the door to reasonableness is the "my own responsibility to dig deeper/further as needed and/or desired." I know older people can't find their keys sometimes, but, damn, we're dealing with doors to events that even Monty Hall wouldn't be able to reveal (with or without Carol Merrill).

Maybe this is a better link(?)

Like it too. We are constantly using the Theo drinking glasses as well.