I like the chicken humor. Maybe because I ate three grilled drumsticks tonight, though nothing compared to the glazed carrots I made.
The most memorable story that I can think of, tangential to this topic anyway, happened a few weeks ago at the newly reopened Robinson Theatre in Richmond, VA. Pinson Chanselle did not drop his drumstick. His entire kit fell over. Steven Bernstein was calling for more and more and more and the kit just gave in. I got a few decent photos of the whole thing, including Rei Alvarez lying on the stage, trying to reset the kit while Pinson kept on.
Great show, and I heard two cuts from the new album on Wednesday night. MOTHRA.