Big Al

Damn, now this thread is making me thirsty. Time for a beer!

Maybe it was just filler. Maybe it was just the producer's idea. Not sure either way. Definitely a nice tip of the hat to the influence and artistry of Ahmad Jamal. ...or maybe it was a tip of the hat to the influence and artistry of Red Garland, I don't really care what anybody says, Red Garland was a damn fine pianist. No argument from me. Me either.

i got in a fight with a young woman...a short dumpy mama (not white) in the bad sense at a party last weekend when she asked me what i was drinking and i said "a 40" and she said "a 40 of what?" and i said "olde english" and she said "yeah, white people like to drink that" and i was like "no they don't" and she was like "yes they do" and i was like "well i disagree and i am not white, anyway" and she said "you're not? what are you?" and i said "jewish" and she said "then you're white" and then i said "i disagree with everything you are saying" and she said "i'm going to blog about this" and i was about to flip out but my friend who's birthday it was asked me to keep calm so i did, though i did seethe silently for the rest of the night. white people do not like 40s and the only reason i bought olde english was that it was the only brand of malt liquor the nearest bodega offered. but any party (mostly white, generally) i go to, a 40 will get stupid comments like "oh i haven't seen that since college" like it is crazy i would prefer the sweeter and MUCH more economical 40 or two of malt liquor to some sort of cheesy and bitter six pack of "lager" or "ale" when purchasing by booze of choice for the night. What's the blogsite? Since we are a crazed swarm of angry enthusiasts, we might find a new home. And, off we could go like a plague of locusts descending on the unsuspecting site. We Blue Note fanatics could swamp the smaller site unaccustomed to the large mass and crash their modest server. Since the Blue Note mob brought down every other jazz site it landed on due to their numbers and massive usage, we might also bring the ire up of the blogosphere; and I really don't give a rat's ass if these other communities start complaining about the rude Blue Noters that invade them like a conquering horde.

Favorite track has to be "Sid's Ahead" where Miles plays piano and trumpet.

It'd be nice if the Overture to Dawn series came out as either a 2-CD Conn or a 3-CD Mosaic Select. (I'm guessing that five 10" records would fit on two CDs, much like the Gil Melle Conn that came out years back)

I wish I was older where I could've been there buying these records as they came out. I can totally get into that feeling of holding the record in your hands and smelling the dust jacket...ahhhhhh. Right there with ya, brother!

Y'know, on Saturday, I checked my account and it said that everything had shipped. Just now, after reading the above post, my account now says that the Ella box is "Temp Out of Stock" as well. How it can go from being "shipped" to "temp out of stock" baffles me. Especially since my account balance includes the price of the Ella box!

I can't say I disagree, but then I really love the Teddy Wilson Mosaic. I guess you would have to be one of those for whom the tried-n-true piano-trio format never gets old. FWIW, I have a 2-LP compilation of Garner called Play it Again, Erroll that is just about as close to perfection as it gets, IHMO. Fits nicely onto one CD, too. Were it stretched out to Mosaic length, I'd probably enjoy that as well.

Up to that last line, I agree completely. We did feel betrayed. But IIRC, it wasn't Norah who we blamed: it was Blue Note for destroying our online home-away-from-home; it was the Norah Jones crazies who came in and started a whole bunch of Norah-related threads and then got pissy (by way of spam threads) when no one wanted to play with them. It's like the uninvited guests who come in, clean out your fridge, piss on your walls, and then wonder why you won't be more gracious to them. Yes, we ran off Norah, and for that a mirror should be held up to our collective scuzzy faces. But I also believe we can be forgiven for feeling like we'd not only been ambushed but also kicked out of our own home. Quite honestly, I don't know how you can read the above remarks and, as a member of the old BNBB, not feel unnecessarily slammed. A "swarm of angry enthusiasts?" "A plague of locusts?" "Fanatics?" Remember, we were and are a community, and a rather large one at that, who literally had the rug yanked out from under them. What would you expect us to do? Disappear? Some of the strongest friendships I have are right here on this board. I'm sure your psychiatrist friend would have a field day with that, but that's the way it is. So yeah, the bulk of us feel a tad insulted. Sue us.

Reading through the thread, I see that this is the BN track, and I have committed a grave sin against Blue Note orthodoxy! No sweat. Just say five "Hail Mobley's" and five "Our Blakey's" and you'll be absolved.

I think you'll get them. It's been taking BMG a bit longer than normal lately to get orders out, in my experience. Maybe due to the volume, with all the good sales that are going on. Sometimes they send things to you and they don't post them as being shipped, too. Also, you can't go by the shipping date on the order history page, once it appears. Often, that page will show the shipping date as the date the order was placed, and then several days later you'll receive a shipping notice from them with a later (and presumably the actual) shipping date. True that. I can't help but wonder if BMG is offering these wild sales as a way of dumping inventory in preparation for an impending shut-down. I hope not.

Indeed. You won't find a more close-knit "band of brothers," IMHO. And while it is true that we are a predominantly male bunch, all you have to do is ask Rachel, Patricia, Maren, and the couple of other women on this board who's names escape me: we treat our chicks with a lotta class. (Note to the humor-impaired: the above was a joke. Hell, if it wasn't for the aforementioned ladies, I daresay there wouldn't be any class in this place. Not that that's necessarily a bad thing , but they do add some grace and beauty to this place that no male could ever bring. That, and they're hot, too! )

Me too!

And a "franchise tax" that businesses pay, and then pass the expense through the cost of their products. So, though it may not be a "state income tax" in name, it does exist here. Having said that, it's still lower than any other state in the union and I wouldn't trade it for anything. Honestly, I once had dreams of living in Chicago until I started visiting there regularly in my late teens/early 20s, when I had my own money to spend. I still can't grasp how people afford to live up there. I definitely felt like the country mouse in the city. And this was just in Mount Prospect! well, Al, if it makes you feel any better, we're strongly considering moving to Austin because everything is so expensive up here. For the price of our condo, we could get a house down there, have lots of live music and never have to deal with shoveling snow ever again. It's starting to seem like a really good idea. Yeah, you'd definitely like Austin. Just beware: the summers down here are BRUTAL. But hey, my dad's from Chicago and he wouldn't trade the hot summers for the Chicago winters at ALL.

And a "franchise tax" that businesses pay, and then pass the expense through the cost of their products. So, though it may not be a "state income tax" in name, it does exist here. Having said that, it's still lower than any other state in the union and I wouldn't trade it for anything. Honestly, I once had dreams of living in Chicago until I started visiting there regularly in my late teens/early 20s, when I had my own money to spend. I still can't grasp how people afford to live up there. I definitely felt like the country mouse in the city. And this was just in Mount Prospect!

YouTube clips of the Costello segment apparently have applause overdubbed at the end of the song. I've never seen the undoctored non-applause segment. Is it even available? I remember seeing Nirvana on SNL and thought that was too cool. Yeah, it'd all been done before, but actually seeing someone do it live--especially since a lot of music in 1991 sucked hard--was refreshing.

What he said, brother!

Well gang, another birthday's come and gone and I want to thank everyone for all the good wishes and for making this birthday that much more special. Cheers!!! (Sorry, I would've posted this sooner, but I'm still trying to find my other eyeball, seeing as how they both jumped outta their sockets a couple posts back! )

These truly are "The Best of Times!"

Wow, that is sad! Leaving behind a family like that breaks my heart. Never heard of his jazz band or records. Anyone else hear them and have opinions? RIP regardless.

Well, here in Texas it's still March 2 so it's still my birthday. So, more thanks to all who've posted so far! Dan, I've been a Ranger fan all my life. The ONLY thing that will surprise me anymore is a World Series ring. Or maybe another 30-run game. Rachel, shake it baby!

Well then, y'all don't wanna know what I was wearing (or not wearing) when taking the test.

Heck yeah I'm in!

Nice! Thanks!

8TH GRADE FINAL EXAM:SALINA,KS- 1895 GRAMMAR (TIME: one hour) 1. Give nine rules for the use of capital letters. Firing interns, soliciting interns, soliciting money, hiding money, starting wars, hiding dead bodies, hiring attorney generals, firing attorney generals, and scheduling hair appointments aboard Air Farce One 2. Name the parts of speech and define those that have no modifications. Whatever I say, goes. Ain't no modification needs to be made. 3. Define verse, stanza and paragraph Why? Ornette got rid of that years ago. 4. What are the principal parts of a verb? Give principal parts of "lie,""play," and "run." The principal part of a verb is the action, as evidenced by the following sentence: when I lie, I don't play around, and you better not run. 5. Define case; illustrate each case. My lawyer says to take the Fifth. I shall illustrate that by ordering a fifth. A case of it. 6 What is punctuation? Give rules for principal marks of punctuation. Eye hav know eye dee ah what(?) yr talking uh bout. 7 - 10... Write a composition of about 150 words and show therein that you understand the practical use of the rules of grammar. See number 5. ARITHMETIC (TIME: 1 hour 15 minutes) 1. Name and define the Fundamental Rules of Arithmetic. If I make more money, the government takes more money, and I get less in return. If I make less money, the government takes less money, and I get more in return. This is the Associative Principal, which states that if I associate with poor people, I'll get rich quick. (Rich Quick was a guy I knew, we went to different high schools together, he always said he would be wealthy) 2. A wagon box is 2 ft. Deep, 10 feet long, and 3 ft. Wide. How many bushels of wheat will it hold? Nobody puts wheat inside a box, unless someone's found a new and more environmentally friendly way of securing those hops a lot faster than they did in the good old days, when you would just lock 'em up with the local drunks and let them all ferment together. 3. If a load of wheat weighs 3,942 lbs., what is it worth at 50cts/bushel, deducting 1,050 lbs. For tare? Is the wheat fresh? How old is the wheat? Were there any mad cows grazing nearby? This question is entirely too vague, and my lawyer has advised me not to answer. 4. District No 33 has a valuation of $35,000. What is the necessary levy to carry on a school seven months at $50 per month, and have $104 for incidentals? $50 per month??? Criminy, who the hell is THEIR lobbyist??? 5. Find the cost of 6,720 lbs. Coal at $6.00 per ton. Today? $20.16, but with the cost of oil, that goes up another $1/ton every day. 6. Find the interest of $512.60 for 8 months and 18 days at 7 percent. 7 percent? Not interested. 7. What is the cost of 40 boards 12 inches wide and 16 ft. Long at $20 per metre? Uh, this is Kansas, which is in AMERICA! We don't need no stinkin' metric system! 8. Find bank discount on $300 for 90 days (no grace) at 10 percent. 10 percent? Now you're talking! Who'd give discount on $300 bucks anyway? That's just asking to be audited! Forget it! I'm lawyering up again, and ordering another fifth. Would you like one? 9. What is the cost of a square farm at $15 per acre, the distance of which is 640 rods? Like, I don't dig squares man, y'know? If I wanted a farm, man, I'd like, want that farm to be filled with a whole lotta hip cats & chicks, you dig? I don't want no squares named Rod in my farm, man, like I'm not hop to that, dig? 10. Write a Bank Check, a Promissory Note, and a Receipt I promise to write you a check as soon as I receive some money from Rich Quick. U.S.HISTORY (TIME: 45 minutes) 1. Give the epochs into which U.S. History is divided BC: Before Clinton AD: After Dubya It doesn't get much more epochal than that. 2. Give an account of the discovery of America by Columbus Whose version, the tradionalists or the revisionists? Or the Injuns? 3. Relate the causes and results of the Revolutionary War. The war was over oil. The result was the Quakers. 4. Show the territorial growth of the United States As of right now, Texas is still too damn big for its own good, and Louisiana is just too damn big period. We gotta cut it down so God can stuff all those poor uneducated bastards into Oklahoma. 5. Tell what you can of the history of Kansas. Kansas was created by evolution, which then evolved into a very nice creation. 6. Describe three of the most prominent battles attles of the Rebellion. What the hell is a battle attle? 7. Who were the following: Morse, Whitney, Fulton, Bell, Lincoln, Penn, and Howe? The first offensive line for Notre Dame. 8. Name events connected with the following dates: 1607, 1620, 1800, 1849, 1865. 1607: birth of jazz when Buddy Bolden discovers the first Marsalis 1620: Louis Armstrong invents dixieland before dixie even has a land 1800: Birth of bebop 1849: Birth of hard bop 1865: Birth of Chris Albertson ORTHOGRAPHY (TIME: one hour) (Do we even know what this is?) 1. What is meant by the following: alphabet, phonetic, orthography, etymology, syllabication Alphabet: a type of soup Phonetic: communication through wires Orthography: the study of teenage teeth Etymology: the study of eating habits (as in, "what did you et today?") Syllabication: c'mon, that's not even a real word 2. What are elementary sounds? How classified? The school bell, which signifies the beginning and ending of class The explosion, which signifies that lunch is ready The sunburst, which signifies that a 6th grader has begun puberty with its first display of acne The body slam, which is when a big fat kid gets on a see-saw and a little skinny guy get shot into space; conversely, it's when the little skinny guy is up in the air, and the big fat kid gets off, thus causing the little skinny kid to come crashing down thus causing his vertebrae to shatter and his spinal cord to become a permanent ground fixture. 3. What are the following, and give examples of each: trigraph, subvocals, diphthong, cognate letters, linguals Trigraph: three graphs, duh! Subvocals: Florence Ballard and Mary whats-her-name come to mind, even though technically they haven't been born yet. Diana Ross will be with us forever, unfortunately. Diphthong: such language! Cognate letters: the letters that make up the spelling of your favorite liquor Linguals: a type of pasta 4. Give four substitutes for caret 'u.' (HUH?) Will u accept diamonds? They are a ghoul's beast fiend u know! 5. Give two rules for spelling words with final 'e.' Name two exceptions under each rule. Finale? 6. Give two uses of silent letters in spelling. Illustrate each. 7. Define the following prefixes and use in connection with a word: bi, dis-mis, pre, semi, post, non, inter, mono, sup. Bi: goes both ways Dis-mis: see ya! Pre: Coming right up! Semi: 18-wheeler Post: Rival to Kelloggs Non: French for no Inter: such language! I thought this was Kansas! Mono: so much better than stereo! Sup: I'm fine; sup with u? 8. Mark diacritically and divide into syllables the following, and name the sign that indicates the sound: card, ball, mercy, sir, odd, cell, rise, blood, fare, last. I will "di" if I have to keep being "critical" about everything. This is adversely affecting my self-esteem. My lawyer has advised that I should have another drink. 9. Use the following correctly in sentences: cite, site, sight, fane, fain, feign, vane , vain, vein, raze, raise, rays. It's a damn sight that Jerry Jones asked the city of Arlington to cite "eminent domain" to take away those people's homes so he could build his new Cowboys stadium site. I'm not going to feign knowledge: I haven't a fucking clue what fain and fane mean. I do know that the weather vane says Jerry Jones is extremely vain, and his actions against those people's homes makes the blood in my vein boil. I mean, he had the gall to raze those people's houses, just so he could raise up for himself a big Death-Star-lookin' stadium that blocks out the suns rays to everyone on the east side of the stadium. 10. Write 10 words frequently mispronounced and indicate pronunciation by use of diacritical marks and by syllabication. Enevoldsen. That's long enough for ten words, and nobody really knows how to pronounce it anyway! GEOGRAPHY (TIME: one hour) 1. What is climate? Upon what does climate depend? Weather. Whether. 2. How do you account for the extremes of climate in Kansas? God did it. 3. Of what use are rivers? Of what use is the ocean? Rivers are good for fishin, swimmin, gettin nekkid, gettin lucky, washin up, takin a dump, and drinkin water. Oceans are good because the river takes all that shit down to it. 4. Describe the mountains of North America They're big, covered with snow, and people try in vein/vane/vain to ski them every spring break. 5. Name and describe the following: Monrovia, Odessa, Denver, Manitoba, Hecla, Yukon, St. Helena, Juan Fernandez, Aspinwall and Orinoco. They're all volcanoes. I think. 6. Name and locate the principal trade centers of the U.S. Has Las Vegas been invented yet? 7. Name all the republics of Europe and give the capital of each. England, France, and a bunch of little countries no one cares about. 8. Why is the Atlantic Coast colder than the Pacific in the same latitude? Because the Pacific is just so much hipper than those frosties on the east coast, man. 9. Describe the process by which the water of the ocean returns to the sources of rivers. Osmosis, photosynthesis, and a whole lotta other words I haven't used since sophomore-year biology. 10. Describe the movements of the earth. Give the inclination of the earth. The earth in the sky goes round and round, round and round, round and round! The earth in the sky goes round and round, all on a Sunday morning. The earth is inclined to do whatever God says to do. Alright, half hour and didn't even break a sweat. I'm going to bed.