In case I'm accused of being woke and humorless, I offer this:
A newly married man wants to know if his bride is a virgin. He drops his pants and points to his penis, asking her, “Honey, what do you call this?” She replies, “That’s a wee-wee.” Satisfied with his wife’s ignorance, he corrects her saying, “No honey, this is a cock.” His wife takes another look and says, “Darling, I’ve seen a lot of cocks, and that thing is definitely a wee-wee.