BERIGAN

You may be on to something there Ghost. Sounds like a bad perfume....great song name, right up there with Smells Like Teen Spirit! I think I did read something (Or should I say, saw a headline) mentioning the virus was slowing things down a bit..... and B3-er, you could ask for voluntary contributions, 80 bucks split up by 600 members would be sooo easy! It could be done by paypal(They do take a fair chunk) but 240+ sending 1 dollar each would pay for 3 months! Any extra could go for diapers! Our gift to you!

NEWS IN ENGLISH -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- INCREASING PROBLEM: Swedes have more and more animal sex Av Øyvind Ludt og Carin Pettersson 26.01.04 12:24 Animal sex is not illegal in Sweden, and every year between 200 and 300 pets are injured because of sexual assaults. The estimate was presented by Svenska Veterinärforbundet, the Swedish veterinary organization, and it is now trying to make the authorities and the public more aware of animals’ suffering. The organization claim the problem has increased during the last couple of years, even if most people are unaware of it. “We have seen an increase since 1999 when child pornography became illegal,” said Johan Beck-Friis. “It appears, in other words, as there are some people who have replaced children with animals. In both circumstances, it is sex with defenceless individuals.” The injuries inflicted on animals after sexual assaults are of the same character of those children get. Beck-Friis said that the most common injuries are wounds on the sex organs and blisters. Animal porn The fact that animal sex is becoming an increasing problem can be indicated by the mere fact that there is an increasing selection of animal porn at video rentals and there an increasingly number of websites with animal pornography is surfacing. No one knows for sure how many animals that are abused, but a British study from 2001 indicates that every 20th dog or cat that receives treatment at veterinaries, the injuries are not a result of a direct accident, but the animal has been inflicted the injury as a result of a sexual assault. According to the Swedish paper Expressen, if the same estimate can be used in Sweden that will indicate that 200 to 300 dogs and cats every year are injured as a result of sexual assaults. Not illegal In contrast with most other countries, animal sex is not illegal in Sweden. It was decriminalized in 1944 in connection with the decriminalization of homosexual sex.

So, what's so bad about it, is he going to take them back to the east coast?

Man, on a slick floor and everything! Can you imagine if he fell on the Pope!

It makes one wonder, doesn't it??? Like how come the first girl on the left only has one cheek moving???

PBS did a nice documentary on him a few years ago, and it shows up from time to time, hope they dig it up....I kid you not! I am now master of the groove, I kid you not!

Yeah, as soon as Sellers trying to put his hand on the globe, I am laughing! (and I have seen that gag sooo many times thru the years!)

W W! Congrats! Next thing you know, you will have to dump this forum so as to not scare off new fans!

CHECK THE CATEGORY THEY CHOSE FOR MAUREEN McGOVERN, AND WHAT THE CD STILL SOLD FOR... http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...9&category=1055

Too bad about Boone, he's a good guy, but damn dude that is a lot of money to risk! Did everyone hear about Rafael Palmeiro signing with the O's?? If Javy Lopez has a good season, and Tejada has a typical year, they can really move up in the AL east....if the Yankees and the Red Sox move to the AL central! I have a feeling the east is going to feast on the weaker teams, Teams like the Twins just get weaker and weaker.....

I find Explorer is more flexible than Netscape, use both though....

I'll bet she won't come with or with a certificate.....

First hon, lets get you on the scale. No, my weight doesn't matter, I'm a guy! And no, they're not crabs, they're too big to be crabs! Come on babe, you know you want me!

I thought it was going to be him selling his virginity for airfare! Gosh, I didn't know this...from the listing.... you must agree to allow this to be video taped for distribution (according to the law as long as it is recorded and intended for distribution it is legal)

I won't even go into the whole the world owes me an education, I shouldn't have to work for it, or go into debt....(Oh wait, I just did, didn't I? ) Actually, the one area of Government I wouldn't mind seeing expanded is scholarships, grants, whathaveyou, for good students who can't afford college. But a couple things I noticed ...does the guy get a refund if she isn't really a virgin?? and what does this have to do with anything... What is the point? Why mention them, if they don't say how they feel about what she says she is going to do? It makes about as much sense as saying, "Rosie, who has seen 2 of the 3 LOTR films...." Hmmm..... Jazzmoose, what do you think, 34C?

I guess this is a real story! EXCLUSIVE: Cash-strapped lesbian auctions her body to help pay for her university tuition fees Student is selling her virginity on the internet for £10,000 By Holly Jarvis A STUDENT is so hard up she has decided to make the ultimate sacrifice ...she is selling her virginity to the highest bidder on the internet. So far more than 400 men, many of them sickos, have placed bids offering 18-year-old Rosie Reid up to £10,000 for sex. The drastic action has left Rosie's parents sickened. Her doctor dad has told her she "is selling her soul". Her nurse mum is outraged. And Rosie is even willing to sleep with a man despite it being abhorrent to her—she is a LESBIAN. But she would rather prostitute herself than see her studies suffer. She is currently forced to work long hours in poorly paid part-time jobs to pay her tuition fees. Rosie said: "The way things are going, I'll leave university £15,000 in debt. That's why I'm taking drastic action." She started her Bachelor of Science degree in social policy at the University of Bristol three months ago and is already £3,000 in debt. Rosie estimates her three-year course at the university, where Prime Minister Tony Blair's son Euan is also a student, will cost her £7,500 a year. "I needed to raise cash and I was thinking about what I could sell," said Rosie, who has never even seen a man naked. "It seemed that my virginity was something really valuable yet at the same time something I could do without. With £10,000 in the bank I could work less. I could live comfortably until the end of my course and concentrate on my studies. "People have sex all the time and they do it free of charge. And I don't know many people who actually stay with the first person they ever sleep with. Unless I do something like this I'm going to be in financial trouble." Difficult Rosie, who has two younger brothers, placed her ad on the popular eBay website earlier this month. Her posting, which ran alongside ads for secondhand cars and unwanted furniture, read: "Eighteen-year-old university student looking to sell virginity. Never lost it due to lesbianism. Will bung in free massage if you are any good. Picture on request." Rosie, from Dulwich, south-east London, currently qualifies for a government loan of £3,000 a year—less than HALF what she needs to cover fees and other outgoings. She is juggling her studies with part-time jobs to pay for her food, clothes, travel and the £300 a year she needs for textbooks. Rosie said: "The government has made it difficult for people like me to follow their ambition to study. "I wish we could concentrate on learning rather than constantly worrying about money or working to get by. "I think Tony Blair and Charles Clarke are encouraging a class divide, which is wrong and goes against all of Labour's principles." The bright student, who achieved two As and a B at A-level, works three shifts a week as a silver service waitress. She often does 12-hour shifts, which means sacrificing lectures to make a modest £4.50 an hour. She said: "Doing these kind of hours affects my studies. When I come home I'm so tired it's hard to fit in university work. "I'm not willing to sacrifice my future for the sake of a part-time job, so I am faced with two choices—years in debt or prostituting myself on the internet for my education." Within days of placing the ad, Rosie was bombarded with e-mails from around the world. eBay had nearly 7,000 hits on her ad over three days, almost ten a second. But after three days the website decided to remove her. Rosie is now setting up her own website where she will continue to advertise herself. Earlier this month American interior designer Cathy Cobblerson, 24, offered her virginity for $100,000 (£65,000) on eBay to pay off credit card bills. But some of the depraved responses Rosie has received highlight the danger she has put herself in to make money. A response from one man said: "What size are your breasts?" And asked whether she was willing to engage in unusual sex. Other e-mails were supportive. One said: "You are a ballsy young lass. There is no greater gift than that of education and I admire you loads for what you are doing." Rosie said: "On the third day the response to the auction was just huge. "Some of the e-mails were from people just having a laugh, but I got quite a few from people saying that they really admired me, and others from people who were really sympathetic. "One guy wrote to me and said he would pay £10,000 for my virginity. I probably would have gone for it but I waited to see what would happen." She added: "I was holding out for more cash, but also seeing if people were serious. "You could tell those who really meant it because they would ask me about pregnancy and protection." Rosie is in a lesbian relationship with lover Jess Cameron, a 26-year-old operations manager. Jess said: "I fully support Rosie just as long as she's safe. "I won't be there in the room when it happens, but I'll be nearby. I feel angry that Rosie has to be in this position at all. Power "It's ridiculous that the government allows this to happen. With an attitude like this, Labour shouldn't be in power." Jess, from south London, added: "I would find the whole thing hard if Rosie was going to sleep with another woman. "But I know she doesn't care about men, so if it has to be done, I am right behind her." Rosie added: "I'm not sexually attracted to men, but if sex is natural to so many people, it can't be that bad. "I've never had a sexual experience with a man, so I have no idea what it would be like. "Having sex with a woman is very intimate and is all about the mind. "But I'm not doing this for my own enjoyment...I'm doing this so I can do my degree without struggling financially." http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news3.shtml

connoisseur, I know what you mean! I have ditched cd cases if they still smelled after some windex on the outside...new cases are pretty cheap.....

Credit Card Numbers Siphoned By CHERIE JACOBS cjacobs@tampatrib.com Published: Jan 24, 2004 Today's Mortgage Rates Online Mortgage Calculators Free Online Pre-approval Apply Online TAMPA - State officials are warning motorists to be on guard against a scam in which thieves are stealing credit card information using a device placed inside gas pumps throughout Florida, including the Tampa Bay area. Officials investigating the scheme wouldn't cite specific incidents in Tampa or elsewhere in Florida, but they warned it is occurring with enough frequency to be of concern. Credit card companies have told the state that hundreds of people in Florida have fallen victim to the scam, and the fraud has siphoned an average of more than $1,000 a person, said Terence McElroy, spokesman for the state Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services. The scam is also being seen in other states. ``It's insidious because this is one of those things where you can't see anything. A consumer wouldn't know he's being scammed,'' McElroy said. ``You're pumping your gas, you're getting your receipt, and you don't think anything unusual is happening. And then a month later, you find out your card has been used in Cleveland and Baltimore and Washington.'' The Florida Department of Law Enforcement could not comment immediately Friday about the scheme or what it was doing to catch the thieves. McElroy explained the scam: Some large gasoline companies have pumps accessible by a universal or generic key. Thieves acquire a key and use it to open a pump. Then they install a small device, slightly larger than a cigarette lighter, directly onto the pump's wiring. It cannot be seen when the pump is closed again. The device steals credit card information, but it does not interrupt the sale or flow of gasoline. Some time later - a few hours or days - the thieves come back and remove the device and the credit card numbers it has copied. They use the numbers to make counterfeit credit cards and begin making purchases. McElroy suggested consumers pay with cash to avoid the scam. If you must pay with a credit card, use a pump in the line of sight of the clerk: Thieves are less likely to plant a device in a pump that a clerk can see. Save your receipts and pay attention to your credit card bills every month, he said. The thieves have targeted large, busy gas stations, primarily near interstates, McElroy said. It has happened all over the state, including in the Tampa Bay area. Law enforcement agencies in Florida have not yet found one of the devices, but credit card companies are reporting the crimes. Police in California have found one of the devices. http://tampatrib.com/MGAZ3GK2TPD.html

Just shoot me, shoot me now!!!!

I had to pay a lot for the rights, but it was worth it!

Better than Ethel for a Ford!

Does this one even need a caption??? We'll find out soon enough!

Say telekinesiologist , say telekinesiologist 5 times, hell, just say it once!

:rsmile:

If she sneezed, she would kill herself!