Jazzmoose

Damn, Free For All, I must be getting slow not to see that opening!

I've found that with my Kenny G. CDs, sandblasting worked quite well... ...smooth jazz indeed!

Sahara, every time I come to this thread, I think about it too much. I just give up and move on without posting...

Jazzdog, my guess is that they feed their peons nothing but asparagus...

Hmmm...that could explain that odd aftertaste...

TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!! Post violation!! Damn it, RT; you know darned well that JSngry is in charge of posts like these; you're Hello Kitty!! Fifteen yards and a misconduct warning!

Damn, Berigan; if you're sure you hate that much of all rap, you've listened to a hell of a lot more of it than I have! Maybe you should give up and just pass...

Harold Z already summed up my feelings, but what the hell; we all know I can't refrain from posting... I don't give a shit if someone plays an electric kazoo or an uptight washboard, as long as the music's good... One thing guaranteed to get my eyes rolling and my sarcasm fired up is the suggestion that such-and-such an instrument doesn't belong in jazz.

I'm refraining from voting, because to be realistic, I wouldn't make it anyway. It would be nice if we could have some "regional" meetings, though.

That is a rare photo of Buddy Bolden's famous cat "Cylinder"... No, actually, that's my namesake, Moose. Notice the vacant, dull expression, resulting from hours of A/B comparisons of various cat foods. (He says the RVG of Meow Mix is a definite winner!)

The Sahara was a fertile area at one time, thousands of years ago, but due to mismanagement by the Bush administration...

Thanks for the tip, micha! I've got Idle Moments on; really hits the spot right now!

Jim, I was embarrassed because I had no idea who Jeff Lorber was. After a little surfing and checking, the embarrassment faded...

I dunno, THE NOTORIOUS BYRD BROTHERS & SWEETHEART OF THE RODEO are pretty much classics, imo... Well, at least this time I read enough of the thread to know I was late with the joke; saves a delete!

Earlier this year at the gates of heaven, as Barry White realizes his mistake... "What the fuck? You won't let me in just because I hired that Gorelick fucker??"

You people are amateurs...until you've cleared your own rain forest, enslaved your own local peons and planted your own...

Oooooh, a sore spot! (No; not the use of the word "tome", although that counts as well ) I bought that book last year, read the first chapter and haven't seen it since. I'm sure it's around here somewhere...

Probably tell all his friends the next day what a tramp he was as well!

What exactly is being "pixilated" here? That could explain a lot of things. Judging by where the pixels are, I'd say the tiger did more than just try to eat Roy (or Seigfried or whoever) and this is the resultant love child...

Sorry, Moose, but that's clearly an elk grinning. Keep trying!!! www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/tiere/elkgrin.gif Damn! Busted!! And the other two are freakin' reindeer!! Oh well; I like this one better anyway...

Bah. Logic. It takes all the fun out of life!

It's amazing how many cool smilies there are if you just look...

But you make sense now. I'm worried...

How can you make that comparison? They are weird and obsessive; we're just...um....hang on; let me think this one out...