I remember as a youngster reading reviews with a lot of adjectives that got me excited to buy a record and then buying that record and then being unimpressed and even disappointed because those adjectives did not come true for me.
Yes, adjectives are necessary, but they are quite often subjective, personal/emotional reactions and should be handled with care.
Part of the problem is that there's a lot of reviewers who do not have the knowledge to address music objectively. If a review displays an awareness of what is happening with the music itself, then I'm more than willing to listen to the reviewer's subjective responses to that.
But all these adjectives...holographic word salad.