jacman

i come from a long line of servicemen. i had a great uncle who fought with the Rough Riders (didn't make it up San Juan Hill-contracted Malaria). My mom's father was with the Flying Tigers pre-WW2 and knew Vinager Joe personaly. (mom has his flight jacket with the CBI patch on the back...very cool) During the war he served in the Pacific and stateside. My Dad's dad fought with the USMC in the Pacific during WW2, and as i've mentioned in another thread, my dad fought in the ETO in WW2, serving in North Africa, France, and Belgium. he also was with the occupational forces in Germany after the war. liberated a death camp too, tho i can't remember which one. my brother served with the USMC and i was in the USAF X4 years. my brother and i were the only ones that didn't serve during a conflict, however my unit was ready to mobilize to Turkey during the Iranian Hostage Crisis. my thanks to all my brothers and sisters who served, and thanks to all who have supported us.

Happy Birthday i ordered a stripper for you, but somehow the order got all messed up, sorry.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOU hope you get that coool red Schwinn Stingray with the silver sparkle banana seat, that you've been wanting.

McDonalds should be happy that that the McJob definition doesn't include how godawful the food is or how bad it is for you.

what a bunch of girly-men... i got me one-o-these:

i watched the post fight press conference, and read the sports page this morning. looks like Mr. Jones' reputation won the fight for him. he looked like he got his ass kicked. Tarver should get a re-match, but Jones said that if he doesn't get to fight Tyson next he'll hang it up (yeah right). he did say it was very hard for him to lose 25 lbs for this fight. and from the clips i saw, he was sluggish (not in a good way).

It's Great To Be Straight PH.D from Harvard? NOT funny for the kangaroo

the other 2 clips were a hoot as well.

i wanna know if AB owns the Country Church LP, or found it on the web. scroll to the bottom. the rest of these covers are frightening too.

The First Amish Mullet

on my list....i think i'll watch the movie (Let It Be) today.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOOO YOOOU!!!

i understand several of the previously mentioned companies have gotten together and started one company called: REMSCHETTE. They will be introducing a new blade made from a previously unknown metal taken from a large Meteorite. It has 5 blades, each blade is angled differently than the one before giving the user a better shave with only one stroke. Each blade will last approx. 6 months (for the average user, shaving 6 days a week). Suggested MRP, will be $49.99.

Blonde Medical Terminology =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Anally -- occurring yearly Artery -- study of paintings Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U Caesarian section -- district in Rome Cat scan -- searching for kitty Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her Colic -- sheep dog Coma -- a punctuation mark Congenital -- friendly D&C -- where Washington is Diarrhea -- journal of daily events Dilate -- to live long Enema -- not a friend Fester -- quicker Fibula -- a small lie Genital -- non-Jewish G.I. Series -- soldiers' ball game Grippe -- suitcase Hangnail -- coathook Impotent -- distinguished, well known Intense pain -- torture in a teepee Labour pain -- got hurt at work Medical staff -- doctor's cane Morbid -- higher offer Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate Node -- was aware of Outpatient -- person who had fainted Pap smear -- fatherhood test Pelvis -- cousin of Elvis Post operative -- letter carrier Protein -- favouring young people Rectum -- damn near killed 'em Recovery room -- place to do upholstery Rheumatic -- amorous Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf Secretion -- hiding anything Seizure -- Roman emperor Serology -- study of knighthood Tablet -- small table Terminal illness -- sickness at airport Tibia -- country in North Africa Tumour -- an extra pair Urine -- opposite of you're out Varicose -- located nearby Vein -- conceited =============================================== Four Jewish brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother who lived far away in another city. The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama." The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house." The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver her an S600 with a chauffeur." The fourth said, "Listen to this. You know how Mama loved reading the Torah and you know she can't read it anymore because she can't see very well. I met this Rabbi who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Torah. It took twenty rabbis 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the temple, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it." The other brothers were impressed. After the holidays Mom sent out her thank you notes. She wrote: "Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway." "Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes...and the driver you hired is a Nazi. The thought was good. Thanks." "Menachim, you give me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same." "Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."

Can anyone help me with this software problem? Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which I’d used for years without any problems. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1. Successive versions of Girlfriend have proved no better. A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to all my hardware. Sensing a way out, I upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover that this product has to be upgraded to Wife 1.0. I did this largely because, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with Freesex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000. However, I discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0’s memory and could not be deleted, they then re-surfaced months later. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail porn filter, and can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip. These latter products have no help files and require you to try and guess the problem yourself. Additional costly problems are that the Wife 1.0 bundle, that came with the original system, needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser Pro for new attachments and Hairstyle Express needs to be re-installed every other week. It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Nova Programme, it often crashes or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to try Mistress 2000, but there could be problems. If Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it will delete all MS money files before un-installing itself. Any ideas?

thanks

video killed the radio star.

dang, i shoulda checked there first, sorry bro moose.

i took my kids (11 & 4 years old) to see the movie. i thought i'd be bored, but i enjoyed it as much as my kids did. so who's selling it the cheapest? Wal-Mart? Costco? :cheapskate:

i'm kinda tired of all these dead white guys on our coins and bills. dull dull dull. let's have some new blood, man. $1-Jimi Hendrix at Woodstock $5-Robert Johnson $10-Miles (Round About Midnight cover shot) $20-Monk $50-Mingus $100-Pops etc

nope, it has no taste and adds no flavor to the food. here's a link to their site: fart no more it works for some, i guess it doesn't work on Moose.

heard the report on the morning news. click here

BTW KW, a few drops of Beano will proly do the trick.

i smell your pain. i made hummus again, lotsa garlic...my family shuns me.