ah, Christmas. a time to think about your fellow man, and how one might help better the lives of those less fortunate. a time of reflection, introspection, and assesing ones own life.
awwwfuckit! they're having a sale at Wal-Mart. i can get a DVD player (so i can spend even more time not interacting with my family, friends, humanity) for only $29!!!
gee, i can't wait to see the security video of this incident.
sigh