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Chick in Tuxedo:

This is nuts.

So that explains that one cartoon where Popeye spent the whole time sitting in his parent's basement, watching television and eating Cheetos.

Dude - I'm telling you for the last time: when I complimented your tuxedo, I wasn't coming on to you!

Bob, the lone straight male, kept a lookout for the newly-arriving females.

Happy Birthday!

Beef.

Valentine's Day is when you're put on notice about how many gifts you have to buy the following month. When I would visit Japan over Valentine's Day, the women in the office would load me up with chocolates. Of course I'd be on the other side of the world when White Day rolled around, so I never had to get anyone anything - the perfect crime... B-)

Cute - and practical!

Happy Birthday!

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." - Dean Wormer

Quoth the staffer: "What - and give up showbiz?"

From now on, OSHA is requiring all enema kits to come with a deadman switch.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Good one, AfricaBrass!

Shouldn't that be "pro-boner"?

Congrats!!!

I'm a software engineer - been at the same company for 16 years. Used to design cellular phones (never owned one though), then automotive electronics. Now I write software for for testing of products during production. I spend half my day thinking about lunch, and the other half thinking about going home.

That was using his noggin.

Been there, done that, bought the DVD...

I have an Appalachian-American heritage. Maybe I should stick to the Skoal forum.

Hey - don't be posting any beaver shots without a NSFW warning. Some of us are reading this at the office!

Here's the club's website: Will's Loch Haven Pub. Sam's playing two shows per night, every Wednesday in February. PS: If you go, you must post a review!

Classic Paul Lynde Hollywood Squares quote: Q: What is a "dual purpose cow?" Lynde: It gives milk and cookies. But I wouldn't recommend the cookies. Also hosted the worst show worth staying up for (if you're a kid): Paul Lynde Halloween Special (1976) with musical guests KISS. Picture of Ace from the show:

Best host ever. I used to beg my mother to let me stay up late to watch the Carson show on the nights Jim Fowler or Joan Embery were scheduled to appear. Wish I could find the picture of the monkey peeing on Carson's head.

Far as I know he's writing liner notes for Club releases featuring his era of KC. Hope he is playing some saxophone in his spare time as well. In 2004 I saw Mel Collins playing with a King Crimson tribute band, 21st Century Schizoid Band, alongside Ian McDonald, Ian Wallace, Peter Giles, and singer/guitarist Jakko Jakszyk. There's a review of it on this thread here. Incredible show - if you get the chance, go see them.