Noj

$50 says the Smails kid picks his nose.

I knew it, I'm surrounded by jazzholes!

That's perfectly normal. My old cat Rocky (RIP) used to kill rabbits all the time. He'd decapitate them, chew their ears off, and leave us a pile of entrails on the porch.

1.21 JIGGAWATTS!!!

Damn, I wish I lived close. Great price.

My backyard sits against a hillside which hosts red-tailed hawks and sparrow hawks, who regularly do battle with crows and mockingbirds. The fat ass squirrels back there get fed like kings by my retired next-door neighbor. I've rarely seen them have altercations with the mockingbirds. There are tons of different birds in my area--hummingbirds, western tanagers, doves, quails, and many more whose names I do not know. Four rabbits frequent the back lawn, they've been munching away on a daily basis for months. Deer in the area are practically domesticized, they'll grub down on the neighbor's ivy while I shoot hoops out front. A mother deer had twin fawns a few months ago which are growing out of their spots. One has sprouted antlers.

How 'bout albums inexplicably paired?

Now that I look, I actually have a record of theirs, Zero Point, along with the DJ Shadow comp Dat Dere mentions above.

Happy Birthday!

They're funky! I've got some of their tracks on compilations.

Maybe the Cards got too comfortable when they were playing the Dodgers.

Smokey's looking mighty silly these days.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Weird Emma's much funnier.

I watched two episodes of Salad Fingers. Disturbing, I wasn't sure whether or not to laugh. Couldn't get Weird Emma to play.

I tell myself this constantly. Noj, can you say, "tuck rule?" No, I can't.

I tell myself this constantly.

Damn, I liked Izzy. What is Maddux, 50?

I imagine a funny one involving myself, several of the Clipper Spirit cheerleading squad, a hotel room, and a gallon of sipping tequila.

I didn't think it possible that a woman of Patricia's quality could possibly not be spoken for. Will wonders never cease?

As a person who has never been in love, the type of pain you are feeling actually frightens me a little. However, without risking, I have gained nothing. You have had the courage to take that risk. That says a great deal about your character, Paul. I have no doubt that you can and will use that courage to face this monumental turning point in your life. You're a cool dude and you have my support, friend.

Winnebago Man

I'm occasionally a jerk. My bad.

Happy Birthday!