Tim McG

Hey! The [hated] dodgers actually won one whole game in 16 years. I mean...WOW!

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it." Hmmm. This begs the question....what the hell was this guy doing butchering chickens naked? Is this a hobby of some sort? Does his dick have no feeling...? He didn't know he had a hold of it rather than the chicken??? Secondly, does proper eye care spring to mind? Odd sexual fetishes, perhaps? Insanity? Yeesh.

Actually....do you know what the real reason is why men die young? They marry women.

Fucking dodgers.

I have a 1981 Toyota pick-up...but you'd have to drive out to California to get it.

It was way down to 89 today. Ooooo.

If I didn't stretch out before racquetball...I'd be a cramped up cripple.

What do you guys read on the toilet?, any great ideas? Hm. I just do my daily duty and flush. A dedicated student of the three S's. [shit, shower and shave]

Here's a real babe: No sex appeal here. No sir. Praise JEE-zus and Pass The loot.

Here's another: Oh yeah...that American flag really does it for me. What a babe.

For old time's sake: What a babe, huh?

Geez. For 17...you sure know your cigars, Andrew. When I was 17, I smoked Wolff Brother's Rum Soaked Crooks and Swisher Sweets. I am impressed.

[ahem] Cigar thread, guys. OK? Here's another fine cigar: Davidoff Double R. Ooo....good cigar.

Goody:

My 'Niners will suffer long and hard this year, I'm afraid. TWO words: Jeff Garcia. Salary caps suck.

I hate to tell ya, boyz...but there ain't much up top [wink, wink] to get me riled up.

Chico Hamilton had a Big Band once...

The buffalo was on the Indian head nickel. Besides, Jazzmoose...dead presidents is all we got. Well...dead or dumb.

Right after my next CD shipment comes. Or my next duplicate...whichever comes first.

I have a monolithic collection of CDs, tapes and LPs and if I had a nickle for everytime I bought a duplicate copy or forgot what I owned or lost track of what I do own...I could retire. Tomorrow.

Unless, of course, some governmental nitwit [ahem] decides to replace any of the current president's faces with Ronnie Ray-gun. THEN I'd have a fit. The three dollar bill might be a good fit, though. Just a thought...

Hey...as long as I don't confuse this with a quarter [like with that joke Susan B. Anthony dollar coin], I'm a happy guy.

Mine was too until it...wait a minute This isn't the "what kind of hair do you have" thread!!! Nah. That's on the My Favorite Martian thread.

Well then...glad to have been some help in this area Trust me, Andrew, age is no deterent to posting. I'm nearly 50 and been posting on the various Jazz BBS's since back in the Jazz Central Station daze...but I'm a realtive newbie on this BBS. Welcome! Another famous cigar smoker:

I was there