Dan Gould Posted July 14, 2003 Report Share Posted July 14, 2003 Torri Spelling - "You know, I don't know if I'd even have a career if my father wasn't Aaron Spelling!" Anna Kournikova - "I've never been very comfortable with my body." George Bush - "My favorite philospher? Kierkegaard." Dusty Groove Reviewer - "This album has no redeeming qualities whatsoever." Anyone like to add some? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catesta Posted July 14, 2003 Report Share Posted July 14, 2003 Another for Anna Kournikova. "All I'm trying to do is win tennis matches." P-Diddy - "I'm no longer going to make appearances in everyone's videos." Paul Teutul Sr. - "As usual Paulie will get this bike done on schedule, and I'm very proud of him." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connoisseur series500 Posted July 14, 2003 Report Share Posted July 14, 2003 Don King: I'm gonna shave it all off; I've broken too many combs over the years. George Bush: We now have conclusive evidence of Iraqi WMDs and they are sitting in the White House bathtub. Tom Daschle: I am more than just a Democrat weasel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Dye Posted July 14, 2003 Report Share Posted July 14, 2003 Greg: I'm trashing all my SACD's and now supporting MP3 as my format of choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BERIGAN Posted July 14, 2003 Report Share Posted July 14, 2003 Alexander to connoisseur, "See you at church!" Chris A, "Mac is just junk, plain and simple, gonna get a pc, a real computer...and Bessie is overrated to boot!" :rsmile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmitry Posted July 14, 2003 Report Share Posted July 14, 2003 Wynton - "Ornette is the shit!" Ornette - "Wynton is the shit!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Vitus Posted July 14, 2003 Report Share Posted July 14, 2003 Who would never say these things? This SACD doesn't sound so hot. I'm a Democrat who thinks and acts like a Republican. I was wrong for once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Vitus Posted July 14, 2003 Report Share Posted July 14, 2003 Who would never utter these words? Aric Effron once was my blood brother. I know not to believe Aric Effron in the first place. I would forgive and let it go, even if the shit happened in the money jungle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Vitus Posted July 14, 2003 Report Share Posted July 14, 2003 Then we have these words. I managed to enjoy this even though Charlie Christian played electric guitar on it. Wynton sittin' in with the Organissimo? I'm there. Chris Albertson has a lot to contribute to jazz community. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Vitus Posted July 14, 2003 Report Share Posted July 14, 2003 I think I should get some shticks myself now ... One should consider it an honor to be mocked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzbo Posted July 14, 2003 Report Share Posted July 14, 2003 "I just want to be left alone." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzbo Posted July 14, 2003 Report Share Posted July 14, 2003 "As a good Christian, I believe in making love, not war." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted July 14, 2003 Report Share Posted July 14, 2003 Saint Vitus, those were all just too darned easy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzbo Posted July 14, 2003 Report Share Posted July 14, 2003 "It ain't over til it's over." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander Posted July 14, 2003 Report Share Posted July 14, 2003 Stanley Crouch: The genius of Stan Getz as long been underappreciated... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzbo Posted July 14, 2003 Report Share Posted July 14, 2003 "What, me worry?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzbo Posted July 14, 2003 Report Share Posted July 14, 2003 "It's alright John. You just solo as long as you want to. Just nudge me awake when you're done." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connoisseur series500 Posted July 14, 2003 Report Share Posted July 14, 2003 (edited) Alexander to connoisseur, "See you at church!" Chris A, "Mac is just junk, plain and simple, gonna get a pc, a real computer...and Bessie is overrated to boot!" :rsmile: Berigan: yes, dear, of course you must wear that blanket over your head before you go into walmart! Catesta: Wine and women bore me! Ron F: I'm gonna say something positive about Dubya tomorrow! Rooster: Andrew Hill sucks!! Johnny: Let's ban the politics section and actually discuss music and the arts!! Ghost of Miles: I've given up books and I'm watching the cartoon network from now on! Chris: Greg, you're really bright and know everything. Greg: Patty, you know why I gave you the best-looking robot icon, don't you? JSangrey: That does it: I'm getting outta here and moving to a real progressive State like Oklahoma!! And I'll play a real man's instrument like the harp! Edited July 14, 2003 by connoisseur series500 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Posted July 14, 2003 Report Share Posted July 14, 2003 JSangrey: That does it: I'm getting outta here and moving to a real progressive State like Oklahoma!! And I'll play a real man's instrument like the harp! That's strange, the one I had in mind for JS was: I have nothing to say on that topic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted July 15, 2003 Report Share Posted July 15, 2003 I have nothing to say on this topic, but Blue Note is shafting the Organissimo Board BIG time. http://www.bluenote.com/bulletinboard/ubb-...i?ubb=get_daily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertrand Posted July 15, 2003 Report Share Posted July 15, 2003 Fuckheads. They know damn well that most of us came here. I don't get anywhere near those other two boards. To me, this change in their message clearly indicates that they have decided not to reopen. In a couple of weeks, it will be 'the BNBB has permanently closed' and then the same recommendations. I get all I need right here, and I barely have time to post anymore due to some 'personal issues' anyway. Thanks again to b3-er and company for starting this up! Bertrand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted July 15, 2003 Report Share Posted July 15, 2003 http://www.organissimo.org/forum/index.php...t=ST&f=2&t=2332 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris olivarez Posted July 15, 2003 Report Share Posted July 15, 2003 "As a good Christian, I believe in making love, not war." Or how about "I don't give a rat's ass about Iraq or Iraquis but any opportunity to pay back current and future campaign contributors well you know you gotta do what you gotta do!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris olivarez Posted July 15, 2003 Report Share Posted July 15, 2003 (edited) "It's alright John. You just solo as long as you want to. Just nudge me awake when you're done." Or how about "I know the music will be in good hands with Wynton". Edited July 15, 2003 by chris olivarez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzbo Posted July 15, 2003 Report Share Posted July 15, 2003 I'm not going to pay a lot for this muffler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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