JSngry Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Like, if somebody breaks in your house and thinks that they're going to rule your world for a little while by cutting your phone lines, guess what? They're S.O.L! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Like, if somebody breaks in your house and thinks that they're going to rule your world for a little while by cutting your phone lines, guess what? They're S.O.L! Another horror movie cliche bites the dust... "Call the police!" "I can't! The phone's dead!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdogus Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Like, if somebody breaks in your house and thinks that they're going to rule your world for a little while by cutting your phone lines, guess what? They're S.O.L! Watch out, y'all - Sangry's thinking deep thoughts again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted March 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 http://joecasaletto.com/jokes/deep.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalo Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Screenwriters HATE cell phones. Though rather than cutting or pulling out the wires as in days of old, couldn't the villain just crush the damn phone under his or her heel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Villain hell; everyone should do that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free For All Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clifford_thornton Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 I take it that is an actual book jacket... One of these days I'm gonna get me one of them Blackberries so me and Paris can keep texting. She move so fast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidewinder Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 I take it that is an actual book jacket... One of these days I'm gonna get me one of them Blackberries so me and Paris can keep texting. She move so fast! Don't do it. You end up spraining your fingers.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BERIGAN Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 about every 3 months, I am sure I hear something outside, and I think...grab the cell phone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeweil Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Screenwriters HATE cell phones. Though rather than cutting or pulling out the wires as in days of old, couldn't the villain just crush the damn phone under his or her heel? Well, they do! ........ at least on German TV ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Alfredson Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 http://joecasaletto.com/jokes/deep.htm "For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockefeller center Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeweil Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Hope you disabled vibration alarm ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockefeller center Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Hope you disabled vibration alarm ... Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7/4 Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Seems like a great excuse for not returning her call. :rsmile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockefeller center Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Seems like a great excuse for not returning her call. :rsmile: I would never not return her call immediately! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Hope you disabled vibration alarm ... Reminds me of a story told to me by a friend who works in a call center. A woman in Hawaii called up and demanded that her phone be exchanged because it was possessed by a demon! It would dance across the table at will. You can guess what the problem was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoGrubb Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 I'm thinking of taking the cell phone plunge, in lieu of the land line to boot. They seem to have proved to be fairly reliable, and they're mighty convenient. Thanks to everybody for testing them for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie87 Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 I'm thinking of taking the cell phone plunge, in lieu of the land line to boot. They seem to have proved to be fairly reliable, and they're mighty convenient. Thanks to everybody for testing them for me! I am doing that - I have no home phone. It works great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 And speaking of cell phones.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indestructible! Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 And speaking of cell phones.... Wait, wait, wait... did Dumpy Mama write that??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 And speaking of cell phones.... Wait, wait, wait... did Dumpy Mama write that??? I don't know, but if they did, I want to shake their...uh...salute them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catesta Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 I'm thinking of taking the cell phone plunge, in lieu of the land line to boot. They seem to have proved to be fairly reliable, and they're mighty convenient. Thanks to everybody for testing them for me! I am doing that - I have no home phone. It works great! Same here. I've not had a land line for several years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoGrubb Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 I'm thinking of taking the cell phone plunge, in lieu of the land line to boot. They seem to have proved to be fairly reliable, and they're mighty convenient. Thanks to everybody for testing them for me! I am doing that - I have no home phone. It works great! Same here. I've not had a land line for several years. I did the dastardly deed Wednesday a week ago, and I've already used 188 of my 300 minutes. Time flies when you're having a good time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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