BERIGAN Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 what's Tuesday? ...forgot about the Phyllis Diller Inflatable Love Toy - how's it working out? What am I, an encyclopedia??? A serious question...I don't know...I have gotten older as well. For all I know, I always vote democratic....Osama in '09! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christiern Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Så du røgen da katten fes i Hamborg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted March 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 sounds like something about a boat - ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted March 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 and hey, berigan, if you guys even THINK about voting for a guy with the middle name of Hussein I'm reporting you to Homeland Securuty - Goldberg needs some company - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeweil Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Oh damn, I forgot what it was that I wanted to post ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted March 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 anybody ever hear of Sonny Williams? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted March 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 anybody ever hear of dumpy mama? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alocispepraluger102 Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 (edited) 64 and i cant find my jump rope. how the hell can i misplace a 9 foot long 6 pound jump rope? Edited March 26, 2008 by alocispepraluger102 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 38 as of a couple Sundays ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeBop Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 I'm BeBop. And I just turned... Wait, where was I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son-of-a-Weizen Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 (edited) 48...and I never discharge accidentally. US Airways Pilot's Gun Discharges In Cockpit ...DENVER, March 24 -- A gun belonging to the pilot of a US Airways plane discharged as the aircraft was on approach... Edited March 26, 2008 by Son-of-a-Weizen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 ... 50 ... and not counting. ... Now, where's the dad-gum calendar?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christiern Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Så du røgen da katten fes i Hamborg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Så du røgen da katten fes i Hamborg? "Did you see the smoke when the cat farted in Hamburg?" is the closest on-line translation for this I can find.... HELP!?!?!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeBop Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Så du røgen da katten fes i Hamborg? "Did you see the smoke when the cat farted in Hamburg?" is the closest on-line translation for this I can find.... HELP!?!?!?!?!? Do you have some reason to believe that this translation is incorrect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 maybe the perfect thread to confess: the "r" and the letters surrounding it do not work properly on my computer's keyboard anymore so please do not get upset if ome of them are missing in my posts... will turn 27 soon, last birthday before i am closer to approaching 30 than to being mid-twenties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swinging Swede Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Nej, det gjorde jeg ikke. Som vel var. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christiern Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Så du røgen da katten fes i Hamborg? "Did you see the smoke when the cat farted in Hamburg?" is the closest on-line translation for this I can find.... HELP!?!?!?!?!? Close, Jim, just wrong tense. Did you see the smoke when the cat farted in Hamburg? It is a question frequently asked where I come from. One night, while doing my all-night show on a NYC radio station, I arbitrarily injected that question (in Danish). I didn't think anyone would catch it, but the phone soon rang and it was Torben Ulrich, a well-known Danish tennis pro and clarinetist. We had known each other since my early jazz days in Copenhagen and I had no idea that he was in the U.S. He had, indeed, seen the smoke. BTW, Torben likes to joke that he was the first jazz musician to play Newport--he played tennis there before Elaine Lorillard whispered an idea into George Wein's left ear. Torben's son, Lars, is a founder of Metallica--helps to explain why Lars Ulrich's godfather was Dexter Gordon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldB3 Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 I am 40 and my knee hurts. I also want the young hipsters wearing white belts to get off my lawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceH Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 I just wish those damn kids would stay off my front lawn, dag nabit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Jeez, Allen; you're 54? I had no idea you were so old! Thank goodness I'm still a youthful 50! And let me tell ya, the chicks just can't resist a balding, overweight man with bifocals! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Ah, but will you still need me when I'm sixty-five? MG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTMX Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 I'm 43 and I wish my lawn was nice enough that kids would want to walk on it so I could tell them to get the hell off my lawn. Right now, the best I've got is birds shitting on my mailbox. Which really doesn't bother me as much as it does the mailman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connoisseur series500 Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 48 years old and I just forgot what I was about to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connoisseur series500 Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Oh yeah, I remember now...who's Sonny Williams? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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