Bright Moments Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop. ugh!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GA Russell Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 (edited) For "GA" it has: While on a camping trip, you become trapped in an outhouse for days. To avoid starvation, you eat some of the waste matter floating in the toilet water. You become violently ill and die shortly thereafter. Strangely enough, I recall posting once here about using an outhouse on a camping trip in Idaho. And as I recall, I said that all things considered it was a more pleasant experience than using a federally mandated low flush john. edit to make the quote legible Edited October 2, 2008 by GA Russell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man with the Golden Arm Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 considering I've put up two of these things: An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room. the part they left out is: ... then your noggin crashes thru the second story bay window and rolls down the driveway only to be blasted by the neighbor across the street who is once again blowing leaves and dirt and shit all over the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie87 Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 "Your death will be particularly slow, cruel and agonizing. You will continue to play trombone for the rest of your miserable life." <SHUDDER> That's gotta be the worst one yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Deal Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Notice how Dan and I die the same death: While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours. I think I'll go back in and put in Donald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeBop Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 "Your death will be particularly slow, cruel and agonizing. You will continue to play trombone for the rest of your miserable life." <SHUDDER> That's gotta be the worst one yet! This one's worse: "Your death will be particularly slow, cruel and agonizing. You will listen to trombone playing for the rest of your miserable life." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted O'Reilly Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 While watching whales in a observation area of the aquarium, a suicidal maniac shoots the glass wall of the tank with a shotgun. Four million gallons of water quickly rush out of the tank and into the hallway, drowning you (and everyone else around). Fuck! As if I didn't already worry about this enough everytime I'm looking at whales at the aquarium. I got the same one. We'll be safe as long as we don't travel together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harold_Z Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 While you're at the circus an elephant breaks free of it's chains and knocks the tent down covering the crowd. When the police show up they shoot the elephant with a tranquilizer gun but accidentally hit you instead. You're given a monstrously large (and fatal) dose of tranquilizer. I guess it could be worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 1960 Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 While driving down a dark country road at well over the speed limit, you hit a deer. Severely wounded and unable to move, you bleed to death in your car. Your dead body isn't discovered until the following morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 You are fatally impaled by a confederate bayonet while attending a Civil War reenactment. WOO-HOO! I'm apparently going to live forever!!!! ... because I wouldn't be caught dead at a .............................. oops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceH Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Of boredom, no doubt. (Said in my best George Sanders tones.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 While in a hotel pool, you are trapped underwater by the powerful suction of the pool's pump, and you drown to death. I have the same fate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 "you are moose hunting with Sarah Palin and you fall out of a plane." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Twizzle Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 My corporate masters don't want me to know: The web site you have tried to contact is currently blocked. If you require access to a blocked site merely send an email to UNBLOCK@______.COM with the URL of the blocked site and you will be granted access. I can live with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 You die of a massive heart attack during extremely wild sex, only seconds before orgasm. Probably so, but dammit, everybody's gonna nut before cashing in, myself included. So there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Bresnahan Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by driving into oncoming traffic on the highway. Shit, and here I always figured on going in bed after a lusty encounter with my 100 year old wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardbopjazz Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Ouch. "While under going a simple medical procedure the surgeon drops the scalpel and it slices off a section of your heart and you die while on the operating table." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Ouch. "While under going a simple medical procedure the surgeon drops the scalpel and it slices off a section of your heart and you die while on the operating table." At least your heirs will benefit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catesta Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Never mind all this shit, how about some free Wii Fit?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Never mind all this shit, how about some free Wii Fit?! Yeah, no kidding! I could use a good Wii Fit!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 It can't kill you, can it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Basten II Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face. Could not happen , don't have any friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 "Your death will be particularly slow, cruel and agonizing. You will continue to play trombone for the rest of your miserable life." Now I'm afraid to look... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 During a severe storm, a tree falls onto your house, crushing and killing you. How boring. Time to break out the chainsaw... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 How boring. Time to break out the chainsaw... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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