Guy Berger Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 (edited) I thought this would be a fun thing to do. Dig through the archives for 2006 and find the funniest (intentionally or unintentionally) posts. Quote or link to them in this thread. Let's keep this good-natured. Guy Edited January 17, 2007 by Guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Berger Posted January 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 (edited) April 21, 2006: good sirs and madammes of jazz discussion group: best of luck to all of you- thanks for the good jazz tips. probably wont have the net for a while so toodles from ConteporaryladySF. With Bird Flu comming i have to move out of my current, highly populated area, and to a more remote part of north america. I hope that all of you are in contact w/ your local depts of health and are preparing your respective plans for this international pandemic. It is up not to your government as much as it is the INDIVIDUAL to help curb the effects of the pandemic- so please educate your children about increased hygene awareness and use your internet resources to check up w/ your local areas plan, etc. i really thought i had all the jazz i need....until i went to Tower last week and saw a whole slew of jazz reissues ive never seen b4-- all these weird bird bootlegs, these jim hall/buddy collette cds, all this live art pepper stuff...i am out of the loop- and hope to get back in someday! Back to bird flu now, i was CONVINCED we were going to go into some martial law type of situation where all the interstates are shut down, but the local 3 star general in charge of the Nat'l Guard in my state assured me that at the most they'll have checkpoints at the state borders to check if you are exhibiting symptoms, but it is your constitutional right to travel freely between the states and the only one who can take that away is the president, but hes not going to do that...even durring quarrentine. Even though when bird flu comes i will have many jazz options while im waiting this thing out, i will listen primarily to Tatum and Hawkins. blue note is great and all, but really, when it really comes down to it-- all u really need in jazz is Tatum and Coleman Hawkins. im sorry, but that is it. i want you to know that. oh, i dont wanna burst your bubble- but im gonna burst it anyway.....my names not Nancy- its been me ARIC all along!! ha ha... Long live Hank- down with Wynton- beach boys 4 ever. dont catch bird flu. Edited January 17, 2007 by Guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of miles Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 That was a good one. I've got this one up on the wall at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Berger Posted January 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 That was a good one. I've got this one up on the wall at work. Thanks David, that was a great one. Guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dolan Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 If it's not one of mine, I refuse to participate in this stupid thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Ha ha MG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 If it's not one of mine, I refuse to participate in this stupid thread! That just might make my funniest of 2007 list! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sal Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 I recall laughing out loud at at least 20 of chewy's posts over the past year. When I get more time, I'll dig through the archives to find my favorite one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GA Russell Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 I remember Sangrey's comment that The Four Freshmen are in hell. I think he's dead wrong in his assessment of their music, but I had to laugh at the comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris olivarez Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 I remember Sangrey's comment that The Four Freshmen are in hell. I think he's dead wrong in his assessment of their music, but I had to laugh at the comment. Well they were but they got kicked out by the Bee Gees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BB) Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 Wait...Dexter Gordon? I thought this thread was about Ruth Gordon! I dig Dexter, but Ruthy couldn't swing for shit! One of my all time favorite threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sal Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 This might be my favorite: HOLY SHIT U MEAN RAKIN N SCRAPINS NOT ONLY DONE BY BIG JOHN AND HAROLD HIMSELF BUT ALSO BY FUCKIN LEE ON THE FRSH SOUND> IVE ALWAYS LOOKED THIS OVER CASUE I THOUGHT IT WAS THE SAME TUNES AS IN LA N STUFF BUT RAKIN N SCRAPIN- OH MY GOD> I GOTTA GET THIS NOW OH MY GOD> CAN MOST STORES ORDER THESE CDS OR DO I NEED TO DO EBAY AGAIN. I GOTTA GET IT FOR RAKIN N SCRAPIN SO BAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dolan Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 Truly this Chewy cat is some character that somebody is making up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Berger Posted January 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 (edited) Or this one: dammit SGUD missle u look like one happy, jolly bastard- if i ever run into you, remind me to buy you a slice of gourmet cheese or a snifter of your favorite port ... ACTUALLY I JUST LIFTED THAT FROM THE SIMPSONS IVE NEVER TRIED BRANDY BEFORE: IF I WANTED A GOOD DRINK WITH BRANDY IN IT, WHAT WOULD I ORDER? I MIGHT DO SOMETHING SPECIAL TMW IF I DONT HAVE TO PAY A HUNDRED BUCKS FOR A WHO TICKET Aric, hopefully this is all in good fun. We will stop if you want... Guy Edited January 18, 2007 by Guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sal Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 Or this one: dammit SGUD missle u look like one happy, jolly bastard- if i ever run into you, remind me to buy you a slice of gourmet cheese or a snifter of your favorite port ... ACTUALLY I JUST LIFTED THAT FROM THE SIMPSONS IVE NEVER TRIED BRANDY BEFORE: IF I WANTED A GOOD DRINK WITH BRANDY IN IT, WHAT WOULD I ORDER? I MIGHT DO SOMETHING SPECIAL TMW IF I DONT HAVE TO PAY A HUNDRED BUCKS FOR A WHO TICKET Aric, hopefully this is all in good fun. We will stop if you want... Guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 I think my vote goes to Clem's post/poem Clark Terry fucked my mother And lots of other words to that effect. But I can't remember what thread it was in. MG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 (edited) I think my vote goes to Clem's post/poem Clark Terry fucked my mother And lots of other words to that effect. But I can't remember what thread it was in. MG Clem and Chew lead the pack but most really follow other posts and don't make sense on their own. Context is everything. edit to enter the last sentence. Edited January 19, 2007 by Chuck Nessa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 Chuck Nessa: Shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownian Motion Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 http://www.organissimo.org/forum/index.php...st&p=591352 I'm fond of this post by the oversexed Mr. Twizzle. Randy Twizzle post Dec 13 2006, 09:07 PM Post #18 Veteran Groover **** Group: Members Posts: 360 Joined: 24-October 04 Member No.: 1000 Quite frankly I don't understand the derision directed at those who believe that we choose our sexual orientation. I remember quite clearly in the late 60s when I was in the 6th grade at Gatner Ave School in East Paterson, NJ , we had an assembly where health professionals addressed us on the choices we could make. We then had to sign up for the one that appealed to us and then have our parents sign a permission slip. I remember my father being quite relieved at my choice, but I sensed my mother's disappointment that I would never share her love for Judy Garland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Berger Posted January 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 Randy's had a few good ones: Though it doesn't have an official spokesperson, the "Girls Gone Wild" infomercials are clearly some of the most disgusting and despicable infomercials currently running. Even worse are the videos themselves. They represent the worst aspects of our hedonistic and exhibitionist culture. Everytime I view one of them I come away depressed about the future of our civilization; and the lighting is really bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dolan Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 Mr. Twizzle kicks some serious ass!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeweil Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 If it's not one of mine, I refuse to participate in this stupid thread! You just did ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clifford_thornton Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 Or this one: dammit SGUD missle u look like one happy, jolly bastard- if i ever run into you, remind me to buy you a slice of gourmet cheese or a snifter of your favorite port ... ACTUALLY I JUST LIFTED THAT FROM THE SIMPSONS IVE NEVER TRIED BRANDY BEFORE: IF I WANTED A GOOD DRINK WITH BRANDY IN IT, WHAT WOULD I ORDER? I MIGHT DO SOMETHING SPECIAL TMW IF I DONT HAVE TO PAY A HUNDRED BUCKS FOR A WHO TICKET Aric, hopefully this is all in good fun. We will stop if you want... Guy Yeah, those are classic chewy, though the whole contemporaryladySF thing was an absolute killer classic! Clem cracks me up, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontooneous Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 clark terry promised he'd call this link and never did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 clark terry promised he'd call this link and never did Thanks Spontooneous - here's the first part ODE TO MUMBLES (excerpt) clark terry fucked my wife clark terry knocked up my daughter clark terry is a son of a bitch clark terry doesn't shovel the sidewalk clark terry is a lousy lay clark terry doesn't swallow clark terry killed kennedy clark terry killed king clark terry burned my toast clark terry spilled my coffee clark terry is a tease clark terry is a state of mind clark terry street is a dead end clark terry dolls aren't safe for children clark terry day is always a washout clark terry & that fucking leafblower again-- goddamnit! clark terry voted for nixon clark terry voted for reagan clark terry voted for bush-- four times! clark terry forgot the words to "i remember april" -- Ralph J. Gleason And part 2 Ode To Mumbles (excerpt) (continued) clark terry killed Wardell Gray clark terry killed James Dean clark terry killed Bobby Fuller clark terry killed Bobby Kennedy clark terry killed Sonny Liston clark terry killed Hoffa clark terry killed Tupac clark terry killed Biggie clark terry is killin' me! -- Ralph J. Gleason MG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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