Hey I got the trademark on that!!! I'll pull a John Densmore on him- I'll-I'll......
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No, your trademark is on "CHRIS Olivarez"--the additional "topher" makes it a completely different concept.
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No way. I've been snapping up everything in the vicinity for just such an occasion.
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Hmmmmm . . . . OK, well then it'll just have to be "ChrisTINE Olivarez"--unless, of course, you registered an androgynous trademark.
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Whoever it is can have that one.