The Red Menace

Ah, yes, Comrade Chewy, but are you also shoveling the junk-food into your gullet and consuming vast amounts of pornographic material online??? Until then, you shall not receive the secret mark of our fraternity... nor the secret decoder ring... nor the secret handshake (don't ask)...

For those about to golf, we salute you!!! I hope your day is filled with beautiful swings, beautiful vibes, and beautiful mini-LPs!!!

This thread has me seeing red!!! Red Square, comrades. It must be on any commissar-approved list.

Comrade, you are in the veritable prime of youth compared to me!!! Please come home and help me mount the barricades of the political forum. Once our seizure of the People's Congress is complete, we shall treat this reactionary rascal known as "Son of a Weizen" to the reeducation of a lifetime!!!

More on how this latest incident only confirms that Mel is a true-blue raving anti-Semite.

No kidding--the EU isn't anti-American, it's anti-Bush. Bush/GOP does not equal America. Anyway, back to the raging anti-Semite so beloved by those who rant against "liberal Hollywood". Via Ha'aretz:

Ah, comrades, how this one broke my heart!!!

Oh, the agony, comrades!!!

This just in from a somewhat befuddled defender of Mr. Crouse!!! Do you suppose this poster is a distant relative of Comrade Hardbop???

Is this Mr. Crouse some sort of commissar???

Posting classified photos of our private retreat??? Comrade, have you gone barko mad??? Get out of that globally warmed Virginia summer air and restore your sanity at once!!! Only my deep sense of friendship, strenuous scruples, and profound gratitude for the cache of vodka that recently came my way have prevented me from calling the NSA at once. That plus the fact that I am "stinking blotto," as you say, and just ordered $140 worth of CDs from this cunning Concorde sale. Best deals I've found since a spring '93 blowout sale on winter underwear at the Red Army Surplus in downtown Moscow!!! And now back to shouting at my young nephew to mow the estate. Worthless rapscallion!!!

Comrade Lowe, you are a wonderful jazz scholar and a man of sound ideological principles. How I would like to build some barricades with you!!! But you must not issue these political taunts outside of the proper forum, lest you be whisked away to a virtual gulag of the Internet. Even venerable Uncle Joe, while consuming many vodkas after a long, hard day of sending kulaks to their deaths, once proclaimed, "Come, let us talk now of other things besides politics." Then he gave forth with a heartfelt sigh and a deep, booming laugh, and the twelve of us drinking with him gave forth with our own heartfelt sighs and deep, booming laughs. The next night there were only eight of us, but no matter!!! He was a man who inspired a certain kind of love; yes, a passionate love of one's own life!!!

Comrades!!! We must all unite to defeat this insidious attempt to privatize Social Security, and to--zounds!!!!!!! Where in blazes have I landed??? My sabbatical!!!! If only Comrade Alfredson could resort to a backup from November 1917. And now back to sorting through Dr. Achtung Freud's considerable treasure trove of private messages. Some most interesting communiques I have come across!!! What on earth are these "K Street Projects" and "hospitality suites" to which he constantly refers??? He sounds so jovial!!! And now back to my sabbatical.

Only 36--such a pup!!! I remember when I turned 36... Uncle Joe had just passed away and I was finally released from the rehabilitation camp. Comrade, you're beautiful, baby!!! Don't ever change--I shall rejoin you on the forum barricades this September 1. Death to all reactionary politics, etc.!!!

Anybody who is out and about at 4 in the morning is bound to be a bit on the furtive side!!!

Maybe FD isn't a lurker here, but rather posting under an alias. Clem has been trying to throw us off the whole time! Guy ← Comrades, what we got here is a spankin' brand-new Deep Throat kinda mystery. "Deep Download," perhaps?

Comrade PFunkjazz!!! I am a year older, 15 pounds heavier, and in possession of 10 brand-spanking-new American pornographic DVDs since last you posted. I would give you a more elaborate update, but I am too busy dictating my new vanity tome, "What Is and Isn't Jazz." Available soon through the classified ads in Writer's Digest!!!

Hang in there, Weizen! At 72 hours, you've made it through the worst! I prescribe a loooooooonnnnnnggggggg rest from the Politics Forum... and no voting for 25 years!!! Seriously, stay with it, Comrade Weizen. Think of the money that can go towards mini-LPs instead!!!

Still at large, apparently...

Metal and jazz... hmmm, reminds me of somebody, but can't quite put my finger on the suspect!!!

You will please, comrade, to remember the glorious Lubyanka. None of this messy public spectacle of which you speak... simply a glorious subterranean confession and re-education followed by a swift bullet to the back of the head. Oh my, those were the days!!! B-) These fair-minded democratic affairs and hashings-out are so... wearying. Hard to believe you Joes had enough gas left to beat us in the Cold War!!!

Comrade Aric promised SS1 a date with a totally naked big-band singer in exchange for a CD and failed to deliver!!!

But of course, you silly comrade!!! Why, even now I am enjoying this little gem of a collection: Bet it has Night Wind....I have always liked that little tune..... It do, it do!!! Plus some of her recordings with the briefly-reformed early 1950s Goodman big band... some Fletcher Henderson arrangements that never got released. Plus a 1954 album with Percy Faith. Collectors' Choice puts out some nice compilations of the "canaries."

Happy birthday to a future liberal!!!