The Red Menace

Well, I am sure you would admire the fact he was an artist, writer, socialist, vegetarian, anti religion, for gun control.... He was a fascist, not a socialist, and he hated gays and Jews. Sound familiar? No, I'm not comparing Reggie White to him, but Hitlerism finds more allies on the right (the Klan, white supremacy groups, etc.) than on the left... and did so in this country back in the late 1930s. Signed, Red "liberaton theology" Menace

I do not blame Comrade Tom for the ultimate demise of the Blue Note board. Blue Note's snubbing of THIS board I do find highly irritating. (And they ARE aware of this board, comrades!!!) At this point, though, I say only this: YOUR LOSS!!! And now back to my Leo Parker records. B-)

Really??? I did not know this!!! I must consort with these men of whom you speak... they will be invaluable allies in my bid to topple this country's intractably capitalist regime!!! Many, many, many congratulations to you, Comrade Conn. You are highly worthy of the better employment that you seek. Come on, Red. As if you didn't already know this. America is fervidly democratic in its political ideals while the corporations are Stalinistic to the hilt. Corporate boards are little politburos and they run top-down. Zounds!!! With purges, rehabilitations, and what-have-you??? Sudden policy about-faces, endless committee meetings, and protracted factional warfare??? Sly hypocrisy and backbiting betrayals??? I am so happy I think I may cry!!!

Really??? I did not know this!!! I must consort with these men of whom you speak... they will be invaluable allies in my bid to topple this country's intractably capitalist regime!!! Many, many, many congratulations to you, Comrade Conn. You are highly worthy of the better employment that you seek.

A joyous celebration to you, Comrade Conn!!! May ideological illumination come to you from your incandescent birthday cake!!!

And now is the time, then, comrade Conn, that we must reveal to you that "Jim Alfredson" is a virtual construct--and that you have just given money to a people's-jazz-front for THE ELECTION DEFENSE FUND OF JOHN KERRY AND JOHN EDWARDS!!! Good to have you aboard at last.

??? I sense a prime candidate for re-education!!!

87 on November 1, comrades. But the Viagra keeps me STRONG!!!

Will Bill chill or spill???

A broken-down T-34. The ride was very bumpy!!!

There is evidently a glitch in the software. If one views the "Now online" window on the homepage, one can see the identity of anonymous members as they troll the forums. That's how I just noticed that that rapscallion Dr. Achtung Freud Calling was once again out and about!!!

Your points are telling, Comrade Gould. Beware the Boys of Beantown!!!

Zounds!!! Comrade Rooster has outed me!!!

I hear talk from time to time of this Kay Kyser man, comrades. What's the story??? Novelty act only, or an overlooked contribution to the history of jazz as well???

Nothing, comrades, but nothing, will ever equal for me the glory that was the 1972 Olympic basketball final!!! If only the Cold War had had a similar ending.

Mrs. Menace and I much enjoyed the work of Mr. Militello on David Brubeck's Park Avenue South release.

Did Disney ever record the Beach Boyz or the Four Froshmen???

Yes, comrades!!! Let us dispense with these verbal fireworks and retain only the great universal embrace. I have some friends who are just dying to join in!!!

Gracious!!! Was she some sort of counterrevolutionary cosmonaut???

Hey, hold on a minute... who started this board?! You'd all be on the street, or worse yet, at the BlueNote Europe site if it weren't for me!!! I'm now behind you 100% and would suggest the immediate execution of our dear friend Joe. Treasonous talk should not be tolerated. That's the spirit!!! I tell you, comrades, I love this Internet collective more and more each day!!! But please, please do not banish us to that cursed Blue Note Europe board. Its cold and lonely windswept steppes bring back bad memories for this member in particular.

Zounds, he's on to me!!! In the meantime, comrades, I must alert you to this very interesting sale: Moscow They're selling off my stash, those heartless capitalist pirates!!!

Marxdialects!!!

A NIGHT AT THE OPERA, comrade Moose!!! Should it ever appear again on DVD, you must come to my dacha for a viewing!!!

I am a Cincinnati fan, of course. And I am also a fan of any bat, glove and ball collective that can defeat those damn Yankees. Impudent capitalist swine!!!

That is my line!!! Many glorious collective returns to you, Comrade Johnny!!! I will toast you with a vodka shot or 12 tonight. You are much-loved if even these reactionaries and counter-revolutionary wolves are saluting you!!! Good luck with your continuing efforts to re-educate them. These Organissimo nuts are very tough to crack!!!