Oh, that's it? Fine. I don't care about mushiness, mere nudity or general steaminess; I just don't want anything actively coital to deal with.
The strategically-covered-by-a-sheet strategy in Hollywood films drives me NUTS, it's so phony.
I suppose I should check out the Lord of the Rings films, Spiderman, &c.... not really a big Tolkien fan so I avoided the former at the time they came out, & Anne was too young (4 yrs old when The Fellowship... came out).
The first two Spiderman films are quite good; if anything, the second is better than the first.