Jazzmoose

Man, you kicked my butt...all I can list is Dashiell Hammett, Kurt Vonnegut and Mark Twain. Carl Barks??? Aren't you ducking the issue here?

Eric Idle Meat Loaf Sleepy Brown

I feel so wrong for laughing at this, but I can't help it. I can almost hear his "voice"... http://www.pizdaus.com/pics/ndwwV7kWLCQM.jpg

Augie Doggie Doggie Daddy Daddy Warbucks

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Smokey the Bear Cat Stevens

Thats ok Pops, just have a seat in that rocking chair over there..... Okay, but tell them to get off my damned lawn!

I have no idea what you people are talking about...

Two farmers were discussing their problems. Farmer Bill said, “I’ve got a couple of birds nesting in my horse’s mane. I’ve tried to get rid of them. But they just won’t go away.”Farmer Joe thought for a minute and said, “Just sprinkle the horse’s mane with yeast.” “Yeast? Why yeast?” farmer Bill asked. Farmer Joe responded, “Yeast is yeast and nest is nest, and never the mane shall tweet.”

I came up Mr. Horse as well, which is disappointing considering how much work I've put into my nose goblin collection...

The Space Cowboy The Gangster of Love Steve Miller

Thanks. It felt like it was time, and I had to add the picture of my little buddy. Sure miss him, though...

Yeah, but they don't try to sell them for 20K when they were originally 22.5...

I'm no expert, but I agree. That price seems excessive, considering the mileage and the timing. Heck, I'd expect that much of a break anyway!

I must confess; I've always been a bit fond of pink myself...

The Dwarf Lords

My guess is word three, not word two...

That pretty much sums it up.

What an interesting idea. What do these puritans do when the kids start going commando?

None; they can't decide which one doesn't make their butts look fat. (No, I'm not really this bad...)

Well, if by "shopping" you mean "spending an inordinate amount of time to perform an unimportant task", well, yes...

What a dick.

Me too; they alter the space-time continuum, without the use of a flux capacitor!

Well, if you weren't Italian, I'd say it doesn't really matter, as Columbus didn't discover America.

Never?