Jazzmoose

"Ya, this is my doll, see? Any a you wise guys wanna make sumtin' of it?"

So what's the obligatory Horace Silver offering going to be this time?

Sounds cool; it's time to find out if this secret map to Wesbed's music room is any good...

They even produced a Jazz record guide! Wow. Forgot about that! I have it. I would suggest that forgetting it would be kind. If you really want some laughs, find an old rock Rolling Stone guide with the jazz section in the back...

who's rejecting anyone's rights?? Tyson's regularly get rejected anymore...but then his left's aren't doing much better. Oops! Wrong thread...

which makes these sets utterly collectible! who needs numbers and pink slips when they can have an extra backcover-page? gottahaveitgottahaveitgottahaveit!!!!!!!!

Happy birthday, but how 'bout we get the gift and you hang out here more often?

That's the line I gave my wife..."be thankful I picked jazz instead of sports cars and bleached blondes" I should have stuck with just the sports car part of the line, but the swelling went down eventually, and I don't have much of a scar...

The shocker to me was the previously unreleased Beatles tune "Hey June" making the list. A paen to that fifties vision of domestic perfection, Beaver Cleaver's mother, the song resonates more in these times of stress and indecision than it did when it was recorded shortly after an all night combination of TV reruns and acid during the Beatles last U.S. tour...

In addition to his Mingus Big Band stuff (which I enjoy more each time I hear it) Costello also recorded with the Jazz Passengers, I believe...

Wow....I could tell the way my mouth started watering when I thought of 25 free cigars that even after six years I'm not completely free of my nicotine addiction...I'd better go with a tie to make sure I lose!

The Guinness we get in the States is brewed in Canada. For that mater, so is Fosters. Omigod...I think my Moosehead is as well! Wait a minute; it's supposed to be...bad example...

Okay, then where is it?

South Africa.

Happy Birthday! (You know, a few more birthdays, and that party symbol is going to turn green and kick the bucket...)

Not important? I know if I had set number one, I'd never sell it! Oh wait; I've never sold a Mosaic set anyway....nevermind.

Jeez, what is that? Santa Turd?

I'm looking for my keys; let me know if you spot 'em!

...and the damned work retail...

Perfection means you're too comfortable; take some chances...

I did! Now I'm so damned broke I had to eliminate them for a stretch to catch up...

I haven't had a Moon Pie in years...where did my youth go?

I envy people who can do this. The keys are so close together, and remember, you can't see them and hit them with your ear at the same time!

Well, it does have a peel...

Was he then served to an unsuspecting airplane passenger?