Jazzmoose

I used to play poker back in my Navy days and do alright. Since then, it's just been a once or twice a year thing, and of course I suck at it. It must be something in the mail ego that makes me think I could actually do something once or twice a year and still be good at it...

Wow...I just found out that it's recommended that you actually turn off the garbage disposal before sticking your hand down there to dislodge a stuck item. The things you learn...

Uh, yeah. Me too. I guess...

Happy birthday, Jim, and thanks for the great place!

Amen.

Damn...guess I'm lucky; the neighbors are pretty quiet and so are we. Don't get me wrong; I've been in this situation before, I'd just forgotten how shitty it was. Thanks for reminding me! I'll go count my blessings for a while...

Okay, I went too far with that last one, didn't I?

I can really accomplish a lot when this site is down. Instead of coming up with stupid one liners, I put my brain to work. While the site was down this time, I... 1. Came up with a plan to revitalize America's urban areas in a way that will be an economic goldmine, both for investors and the current residents. 2. Drew up plans for a sure fire replacement for the internal combustion engine that uses seawater as fuel. 3. Worked on a cure for cancer; I'm close, but another day is needed for testing purposes. 4. Finally figured out the solution for the mess in the Middle East; it wasn't as tough as I thought-someone should have thought of this before! 5. Came up with a solid argument that I guarantee will cause Weizen to vote for Kerry and Johnny E. to vote for Bush. Now, the notes are somewhere around here. Hopefully I'll be able to find them the next time the site goes down so I can work on the implementation angle, but I think the wife may have thrown them out....

I never watched any of that silly shit. Hey Grandpa, what's for supper?

Damn! Oh well; email on the way...

No, but in this case it's almost a given...

That's not always true.

You know, it's arguments like this that really lead to severe post count padding.

Don't ever do that again!!

I think "Fartin'" was a bootleg...isn't that the one with the track that ends with Miles asking "Did you smell that, Teo?"

Well, if they'd just boil it down to the music (or even Buck and Roy, for that matter) I'd go for it, but I don't need the corn...

Nope; it's in my contract: no gerbil insertion lines! He has a copyright on that shtick...

FIST OF DOOM! FIST OF DOOM! FIST OF DOOM! FIST OF DOOM! FIST OF DOOM! FIST OF DOOM! FIST OF DOOM! FIST OF DOOM! FIST OF DOOM! FIST OF DOOM! FIST OF DOOM! FIST OF DOOM! FIST OF DOOM! FIST OF DOOM! FIST OF DOOM! FIST OF DOOM! FIST OF DOOM! FIST OF DOOM! FIST OF DOOM! FIST OF DOOM! Uh...I mean HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Sorry about that...

Yeah, I'd like to know the answer to that one as well. And I hope it's "no".

Oh, so close... Good one!

Well, Jim Sangrey wanted to be the top poster so bad, and this was the only way I could figure out to make that happen...

Hmmm...anyone wanna guess which CD I'm going to have to play now?

I used to be disgusted. Now I try to be amused...

Martha Glaser? Any relation to Joe?

Um...I just need to step back in here and announce that a board member is already burning a copy of Basra for me, so please, no more offers to burn one! Damn, you people are awesome!!!