Jazzmoose

This just in...big light slated to appear in sky in the east...tune in tomorrow...

...that is, assuming I have the terminology correct; it is conferences, right? (Hell, I haven't followed basketball closely since Satan...er, I mean Don Nelson traded Chris Webber from the Warrior. Bastard! )

I think the "general consensus" on the relative strength of the two conferences is about to change, at least slightly...

Same here. Plus the fact that it's such a joy to see great defense in the NBA.

Ouch! That's a believable story for me, unfortunately...

Simpsons season Four!!!!! ...so much for jazz today!

I sure wish we had air conditioning about now...

What a cruel prank, Mark! Put a link to this in the "practical jokes" thread...

Semprini?

Alex Trebek still. Art Fleming, he ain't, but after twentyfive years, I guess I'm getting used to him... The "answer" was something like "This former game show panelist re-entered the public eye in the 1970s when she appeared in the (whatever) movies"...was it Friday the 13th? Hell, I don't watch that stuff, I don't know...but I remembered this thread!

Wha- we're all assholes!

Yeah, I've got a couple of those damned things; delete them and they just come back. I've pretty much given up. I cannot for the life of me understand why it is still legal for some shithead company to insert a program in my computer without my permission...

Same here! Black Fire is the pick of the litter for me. Although I really do need to extricate my cranium from my rectal cavity and pick up some Horace...

Then divide by ten and give me a call on that Tina set!

Anybody catch Jeopardy tonight? I wouldn't have known that one without this thread! Why, it's edumacational!

The superstar for today's sports fan!

I must admit, I like black as well for it's ah...rebelious qualities. Yeah, that's it. The slimming appearance has nothing to do with it! But if the design would work on black, it would be a nice option.

They're being held up to public ridicule for writing intelligent posts and and making the rest of us look bad.

I picked up the J.J. already, but I agree, hardbopazz, all three are "gotta have it" sets!

Pssst...any tips on the next game?

Sir Loin of Beef...

Nah, why delete it? They'd just find another thread to use... Anyway, back to what we've learned... I've learned to be patient when things are down...

Uh...don't tell anyone, but so did I, and I never watch sports. I don't care about sports. I have absolutely no interest in sports. I couldn't care less They're really going to pull it off, aren't they??? Ahem. Excuse me.

Well...the dog food does remind me of one, but I hesitate to tell it because it paints me as an asshole and...oh hell, why not... When I was in the Navy and stationed at Great Lakes for Electronics School, the crowd I hung with were, shall we say, well acquainted with recreational drug use (this was back in the days when you could easily get away with this in the military, 1979). Anyway, we all decided to trip one Friday (uh..ingest hallucen..oh, never mind; drop acid if you don't know!) and one guy we all knew who had never tripped before wanted to join us. Well, hell, it just screamed for a quick and dirty head fuck, so one guy picked up a can of beef stew, and once the 'cid had kicked in, began acting sick to his stomach and made a convincing show of puking the can on to a chair. The rest of us dove in and started cramming bits of beef stew into our mouths. The victim? Collapsing giggle fits. What else were we expecting under the circumstances? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: Kids, don't try this at home. This was long ago and far away, in a world far removed from our own. This substance is dangerous and I am NOT recommending that anyone use it for recreational or other purposes. Please, the abuse of Dinty Moore Beef Stew is a serious thing!

This is damned cool! I tell you, anyone who's going to beat out this design has their work cut out for them...