Jazzmoose

Hell, if I'd known there were lovely parting gifts...

Sure hope you drop by once in a while and visit, if you can do so without backsliding into bad habits...

We aim to please...

Ooooh, a trouble maker, eh?

Crazy enough that I don't rent movies anymore. However, there's always buying, and I grabbed three today. I blame the wife; she decided we needed a player in the bedroom (alright, no jokes there!), and I grabbed a definite guilty pleasure/guy movie, The Dirty Dozen, and a flick I've never seen and have heard good and bad about, Raising Arizona. Then we needed another cable, so a quick run to Target resulted in picking up The Ladykillers. I've been curious about this one since the Tom Hanks came out (and immediately disappeared if I'm not mistaken!); I've never seen it, but with Guinness, Sellers and Lom, how bad can it be?

Damn! I've gotta learn more "Z" names...

I have learned that jazz fans the world over can unite behind their love for this artform and live together in peace and...alright, which one of you assholes threw that?

This just in: former Washington official Ron Zeigler is anxiously waiting in his home; says he expects a phone call in "a year or two at the most"...

We have spies on every board on the internet! (But guys, how much longer do I have to monitor the Hillary Duff board? I mean, like, it's kind of gettin' to me, fer shure...) Happy Birthday, Ray!

Other soulstation predictions: The sun will rise tomorrow. It will rain somewhere in Hawaii at least once this year. Aric will never cough up the MoneyJun....oops; never mind...that was last years....

Um, well, I'm not as negative about the band as everyone else here. I think that's the best you're going to get. Of course, I've never actually heard them...

Please never mention this one again. Every time I hear about it, I get a little more curious...

...and yet you continue to bring up politics in other forums, in violation of our "unwritten agreement" here. Typical.

It took this forum to teach you that?

Ah. Now it makes sense. Or rather, now I understand...I'm not sure it actually makes sense. I sure am glad I jumped when I did!

Congratulations, Jeff!! The wife is slowly coming around to thinking that maybe California isn't "the place you oughta be". It's a new idea for her; she's lived here all her life. It's going to take a few years, but maybe...

I'll admit to a weakness for that shitty product "The Big Mac". Don't know why. I think I had three last year. So far this year, one. Damn...

Are you kidding? We need you!! Now we can order eight sets and say, "But dear, this other guy ordered nine sets; I don't have a problem!"

I rarely hear commercials anymore. My wife is faster with that mute button than any guy I ever met! I'm so proud of her...

ATTENSHUN ARIC: RETURN TO THE MUTHERSHIP IMEDDIATLEY; SOME UF THE ARTHLINGSES ARE STERTIN TU SUZPECT....

Then you haven't noticed who did the mastering. That's it...slowly...now a little yank to set the hook...

Jazzmoose, are you nuts?? The Wilson set is absolutely essential! No true jazz fan would willingly do without this set!! (Just to save everyone time...)

Well, I hate to bring down the wrath of Mosaicdom on my head, but the Teddy Wilson is one set I'm pretty sure I'll pass on. (And why am I already having regrets about posting this? )

Kenny G.'s...um...wait a minute; I'm having trouble choosing...