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  1. what
  2. I have a bunch of these Ikea towers that run about $40 each and hold 180 cds each. They're about as tall as a doorway and sit nicely against the wall. Eventually I plan on going the Can-Am route.
  3. The Pharcyde - Ya Mama (brothers and sisters) Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?) Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?) She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that: Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it (3X) Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies On a cliff butt naked, tootin on a flute Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet (3X) Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium way back in September Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls In some bright red boxer drawers You said ya moms was pretty and young But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a boot She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand (3X) Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?) We crawled up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way Cause that would blow me round the world in a day We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot Ridin on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot With the wings and the teeth of an african bat, ba-aa-aa-at Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap (3X) Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama Outro: Ya mama got snake skin teeth Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like.... hehehe Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back (You're a sellout) ya mama's a sellout nigga ya mama Nigga ya mama did a pop tune nigga Ya mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map and see people wavin at her Your mother got an Ouija board on her back Sidney with EQ and everything what he be sayin His mother be hooked, fishin with a hook and reel at the frozen food section Tre's mama got Playdough teeth Ya mother be eatin daisies like Now and Laters and shit Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and shit Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs it just looks like she's just gliding across the floor...
  4. I try to be the voice of reason and instead say something really lame.
  5. It usually doesn't occur to me that my thread idea sucks until I see it up on the board.
  6. Yessir. B-)
  7. Do all her albums have instrumentals as good as the ones on Black Christ?
  8. You'd think it'd gotten there before the Switzerland relay was complete, wouldn't you? Also waiting. These things have been inconsistent throughout, tooter. Sometimes discs haven't been delivered to participants until the discussion is over. The post office is mysterious!
  9. Lakers went to OT against the Nets last night. I knew they'd have nothing left in the tank tonight, which doesn't help when you're already outmatched.
  10. Noj

    Strata East

    The Heath Brothers - Marchin' On
  11. I'll have to check the liners when I get home, I didn't realize it was a cover. That's my favorite track on the cd, along with "Change Is Gonna Come."
  12. Not my favorite, but this big man is worth mentioning. Tragic how he died so young (26, iirc). Great album!
  13. I recall episodes where Popeye used his pipe to fire down fat chuds of spinach while knocked flat and buried with debris by Brutus. The important thing is that I remember.
  14. It made it to Switzerland and Texas, California must be next!
  15. I've got Home Cookin' going right now, "Messin' Around," "Come On Baby," and "Groanin'" are favorites from this album
  16. Who dusted off this antique thread? Vintage June '03.
  17. Damn.
  18. Very well done, both of you! B-)
  19. I've enjoyed Andy Bey singing similarly New Agey lyrics with Gary Bartz on "Celestial Blues." However, with Bartz Bey sounds less forced.
  20. Happy Birthday!
  21. I didn't care for United States Of Mind at first, even joked about selling it. It was the singing, caught me off guard. I was shocked to read the enthusiasm for this album from several posters, so I've given it a second chance at life in the collection. I'm still not really diggin' the singing (though it doesn't sound as odd this time), but the music grooves along nicely.
  22. One of my favorite tracks from RDK's bonus disc. I was singing it in the shower for weeks afterward. Mercifully, I do all my singing in private.
  23. OK, that's cool Scott. I'll find a good home for it. Thanks! Dana, I've got the Rare Groove reissue with the bonus track. There's no silver lining to this $6 blunder, except that this is only the second time I've ever doubled up an album.
  24. Hey Scott, since you wanted to trade this item for something, I can send it back to you if you like. Keep the $6 for your troubles. Let me know.
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