Reminds me of the infamous "STORM WATCH 2004" reports we get here when it rains.
Anchor: "Now let's go to Bruce Martin live on the scene"
Reporter: "Thanks, Patty. Well, like you said it's raining, Whoaaa!!!, did you see that, that was lightning. The dust, my God the dust".
Anchor: "Bruce, it looks windy as well".
Reporter: Yes, Patty it is windy, and it's strong, see my hair flapping around?.
Anchor: I do, Bruce......, Bruce......, can you hear me?
Reporter: Yes I can, Patty. "If you will notice I am standing in a puddle up to the soles of my shoes. The Phoenix Police Department would like to remind all citizens to stay home unless it's absolutely necessary to be out.
Anchor: Thanks Brice, try and stay dry.
Reporter: Ha Ha Ha
Anchor: We'll check back with Bruce in 3 minutes for the latest update.
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